Smart Old Redneck

G G · 05-19-2009, 02:09 PM

An Alabama redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi
recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its
fishing. The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those
fish?'

'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. But you must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em
swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into
these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the
truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.' 'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

'Well, what?’ says the redneck.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back"?

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'What fish?’ replied the redneck.

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Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but
we ain’t as dumb as some government employees.
===========================

You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone
retiring and moving north.

05-19-2009, 02:16 PM

As a proud Dothan, AL born BOTL. Hell yeah and war damn eagle. That's a good urn.

05-19-2009, 02:22 PM

Reminds me of when I moved to West Texas in high school and the guys took me snipe hunting. I played along to make new friends. Boy they laid it on thick though.

05-19-2009, 02:28 PM

Not to thread-jack, but snipe are real. You just gotta know how to hunt them. Maybe a new thread in future.

G G · 05-19-2009, 04:04 PM

My brother in law emailed this to me, and he is an Alabaman.

WildBlueSooner · 05-19-2009, 04:36 PM

reminds me of home!

CBI_2 · 05-20-2009, 04:41 PM

So true.

M1903A1 · 05-20-2009, 05:18 PM

VERY good one!!!!

groogs · 05-20-2009, 11:25 PM

That is a good one.

awsmith4 · 05-21-2009, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kdog

Not to thread-jack, but snipe are real. You just gotta know how to hunt them. Maybe a new thread in future.

I caught quite a few opening day, next time your in GA we'll go

Genetic Defect · 05-21-2009, 01:22 AM

kelmac07 · 05-21-2009, 08:22 AM

Too funny...

05-19-2009, 02:09 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	Smart Old Redneck An Alabama redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?' 'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. But you must understand, these here are my pet fish.' 'Pet fish?' 'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.' 'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.' The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.' 'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!' The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?' 'Well, what?’ says the redneck. The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?' 'Call who back"? 'The FISH', replied the warden! 'What fish?’ replied the redneck. =========================== Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain’t as dumb as some government employees. =========================== You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.

05-19-2009, 02:16 PM	#2
kdog Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smart Old Redneck As a proud Dothan, AL born BOTL. Hell yeah and war damn eagle. That's a good urn.

05-19-2009, 02:22 PM	#3
BMTA Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smart Old Redneck Reminds me of when I moved to West Texas in high school and the guys took me snipe hunting. I played along to make new friends. Boy they laid it on thick though.

05-19-2009, 02:28 PM	#4
kdog Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smart Old Redneck Not to thread-jack, but snipe are real. You just gotta know how to hunt them. Maybe a new thread in future.

05-19-2009, 04:04 PM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	Re: Smart Old Redneck My brother in law emailed this to me, and he is an Alabaman.

05-19-2009, 04:36 PM	#6
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Smart Old Redneck reminds me of home! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

05-20-2009, 04:41 PM	#7
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Smart Old Redneck So true. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

05-20-2009, 05:18 PM	#8
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: Smart Old Redneck VERY good one!!!! __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."

05-20-2009, 11:25 PM	#9
groogs Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Grant Posts: 1,945 Trading: (62)	Re: Smart Old Redneck That is a good one.

05-21-2009, 01:22 AM	#11
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	Re: Smart Old Redneck __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

05-21-2009, 08:22 AM	#12
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Smart Old Redneck Too funny...