Pirates...

Steve · 05-19-2009, 11:00 AM

A pirate captain procured a map that claimed to lead to buried treasure. After
months of hard sailing, his crew caught site of an island, right where the
treasure map showed it to be. The captain and his first mate disembarked to
search out the treasure, which was supposed to lie deep within a swamp at the
center of the island.

Sure enough, at the center of the island they found a swamp. The captain and his
first mate bravely entered the swamp, even though their feet sank into the muck.
As they proceeded, the swamp got deeper; oozy mud rose above their ankles; soon
they were knee-deep. Suddenly, the captain banged his shin against something
hard. He reached down, groping through the slime, and pulled up a treasure
chest. Eagerly they pried the lock, and discovered gold and jewels beyond
imagination!

The captain turned to his first mate and said, "Arrrr, matey, that just goes to
show ye! Booty is only shin deep!"

GKitty · 05-19-2009, 11:02 AM

NICE!!!!

I love a good pirate joke! ARRRRRRRRRR!!!

gnbikes · 05-19-2009, 01:57 PM

Arrrrr, that be a good one Steve!
G-

karmaz00 · 05-19-2009, 07:23 PM

lol...

G G · 05-19-2009, 07:27 PM

good un.

WildBlueSooner · 05-19-2009, 07:32 PM

nice!

CBI_2 · 05-20-2009, 03:30 PM

Nice.

05-19-2009, 11:00 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Pirates... A pirate captain procured a map that claimed to lead to buried treasure. After months of hard sailing, his crew caught site of an island, right where the treasure map showed it to be. The captain and his first mate disembarked to search out the treasure, which was supposed to lie deep within a swamp at the center of the island. Sure enough, at the center of the island they found a swamp. The captain and his first mate bravely entered the swamp, even though their feet sank into the muck. As they proceeded, the swamp got deeper; oozy mud rose above their ankles; soon they were knee-deep. Suddenly, the captain banged his shin against something hard. He reached down, groping through the slime, and pulled up a treasure chest. Eagerly they pried the lock, and discovered gold and jewels beyond imagination! The captain turned to his first mate and said, "Arrrr, matey, that just goes to show ye! Booty is only shin deep!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

05-19-2009, 11:02 AM	#2
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Pirates... NICE!!!! I love a good pirate joke! ARRRRRRRRRR!!! __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

05-19-2009, 01:57 PM	#3
gnbikes Feeling at Home Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Garry Location: Kent, WA Posts: 625 Trading: (3)	Re: Pirates... Arrrrr, that be a good one Steve! G-

05-19-2009, 07:23 PM	#4
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Pirates... lol... __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

05-19-2009, 07:27 PM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,720 Trading: (10)	Re: Pirates... good un.

05-19-2009, 07:32 PM	#6
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Pirates... nice! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

05-20-2009, 03:30 PM	#7
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Pirates... Nice. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff