Newfie Math?

Old Sailor · 04-26-2009, 05:12 PM

Newfie Math?

A Newfie wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" The Newfie says "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Have you ain't got no brain? Tree and tree plus tree makes 9" says the Newfie.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Newfie stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree... "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of DA trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty tree. Dat makes 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Newfie , so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Newfie stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"

The Newfie leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, "A little dog come along and poop by each tree.
So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes ONE HUNDRED!"

The Newfie is the new supervisor.

dunng · 04-26-2009, 05:18 PM

Thaplumbr · 04-26-2009, 07:37 PM

I love it, makes one miss St.Johns and George street!

G G · 04-26-2009, 09:47 PM

That is funny. Reminded of a dear friend of mine that passed away almost two years ago. He was from Canada and always told me newfie jokes.

04-26-2009, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Thaplumbr

I love it, makes one miss St.Johns and George street!

Yep. I'll be going back to there soon.

Maybe I'll have to post the joke about the Newfie vasectomy.

04-26-2009, 05:12 PM	#1
Old Sailor Black Ops - S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Side Porta!! Kingsville, Ont., Canada Posts: 4,204 Trading: (22)	Newfie Math? Newfie Math? A Newfie wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The Newfie says "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Have you ain't got no brain? Tree and tree plus tree makes 9" says the Newfie. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Newfie stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree... "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of DA trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty tree. Dat makes 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Newfie , so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100." The Newfie stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred." The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Newfie leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, "A little dog come along and poop by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes ONE HUNDRED!" The Newfie is the new supervisor. __________________ Canadian Armed Forces 1976! Canadian Coast Guard, retired in 2012 after 32 years!!

04-26-2009, 05:18 PM	#2
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04-26-2009, 07:37 PM	#3
Thaplumbr Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Leroy Location: Jacksonville Arkansas Posts: 585 Trading: (58)	Re: Newfie Math? I love it, makes one miss St.Johns and George street! __________________ Proud to be a TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS FAN!!

04-26-2009, 09:47 PM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Newfie Math? That is funny. Reminded of a dear friend of mine that passed away almost two years ago. He was from Canada and always told me newfie jokes.