Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smoking

04-17-2009, 07:28 AM

After doing some thinking I am totally and seriously not serious... though really this is full of fabrications of truth with some factual goodness bastardized by my inability to interpret anything.

I've come to the conclusion to fully understand the flavor of cigars you must grow facial hair. Without facial hair you cannot fully enjoy the flavors a cigar has to offer. Because without facial hair you don't get that after aroma. Cigar smoke will cling to facial hair giving you hours of enjoyment after the smoke. Also more importantly when smoking you will exhale and the hair will break up the smoke if done correctly, by doing this the smoke will permeate the air giving a pleasant aroma to all.

Here are some examples...

The above 3 images these men are enjoying cigars....

Now lets look at what happens without facial hair...

Not so Happy eh?

04-17-2009, 07:30 AM

I am starting to grow the beard as I type this.

smokeyandthebandit05 · 04-17-2009, 07:41 AM

Im thinking of growing a playoff beard for hockey. Does this count lol

DPD6030 · 04-17-2009, 07:42 AM

If I could I would but alas my job will not let me do this unless I go undercover brother

replicant_argent · 04-17-2009, 07:50 AM

Go take your meds, Danny.

04-17-2009, 07:51 AM

Finally this mustache of mine will pay off....

Scottw · 04-17-2009, 07:53 AM

I got the goatee going on.

ActionAndy · 04-17-2009, 08:00 AM

This may explain my absolute refusal to shave lately. I'm down from once every two days to once every two weeks...

elderboy02 · 04-17-2009, 08:04 AM

Dan, it looks like you are smoking a Cremosa in that picture.

Please tell me I am wrong.

04-17-2009, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05

Im thinking of growing a playoff beard for hockey. Does this count lol

Yes.... hopefully you'll notice that the facial hair is beneficial for you and keep it.... and that you're rooting for the wings.

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Originally Posted by DPD6030

If I could I would but alas my job will not let me do this unless I go undercover brother

Too bad.... you should tell them that your native american spirit guide is calling to you to be more in tune with nature, and that means you shouldn't touch a blade to your face..... Yea....

04-17-2009, 08:11 AM

Darn it just had to shave for work right now. I will start over.

04-17-2009, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ActionAndy

This may explain my absolute refusal to shave lately. I'm down from once every two days to once every two weeks...

I and the others welcome you to the group. Please stay a while, you will enjoy your time with your brethren.

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Originally Posted by elderboy02

Dan, it looks like you are smoking a Cremosa in that picture.

Please tell me I am wrong.

You are correct... it was a cremosa herf.... surprise by me to everyone there... haha It was a good time. Ever smoke a cremosa having no bias to what it is? ..... mmmhmmmmmm I'm not saying they are great.... Just saying the facial hair will make any cigar better.

icehog3 · 04-17-2009, 08:22 AM

You drink a lot, don't you Dan?

04-17-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

You drink a lot, don't you Dan?

I try to.

kaisersozei · 04-17-2009, 08:34 AM

Yes, and let's not forget this guy:

Skywalker · 04-17-2009, 08:34 AM

Very scientific... photos and everything!!!

I believe it!!!

IBQTEE1 · 04-17-2009, 08:40 AM

How does this effect women with no facial hair??

04-17-2009, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by IBQTEE1

How does this effect women with no facial hair??

Women are a different breed, they are different then men...and if you didn't realize this...please speak to your father...

Anyways, their noses are crazy weird, they have different receptors that pick up nuances in cigars and other smells. Where facial hair actually inhibits these natural stimuli.

That's how your mother knew you were smoking weed in your room even though you had the window cracked and were pretty much sitting outside....

04-17-2009, 09:17 AM

Thanks GOd for me being a woman WITH facial hair... I'd be scared to find VAnilla flvors in my cigars.....

14holestogie · 04-17-2009, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Hardcz

That's how your mother knew you were smoking weed in your room even though you had the window cracked and were pretty much sitting outside....

Crap. I wish I had these words of wisdom 40 years ago, Dan.

Another good thing about facial hair..it's an early warning system when nubbing a little too much.

04-17-2009, 07:28 AM	#1
Hardcz Guest Posts: n/a	Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smoking After doing some thinking I am totally and seriously not serious... though really this is full of fabrications of truth with some factual goodness bastardized by my inability to interpret anything. I've come to the conclusion to fully understand the flavor of cigars you must grow facial hair. Without facial hair you cannot fully enjoy the flavors a cigar has to offer. Because without facial hair you don't get that after aroma. Cigar smoke will cling to facial hair giving you hours of enjoyment after the smoke. Also more importantly when smoking you will exhale and the hair will break up the smoke if done correctly, by doing this the smoke will permeate the air giving a pleasant aroma to all. Here are some examples... The above 3 images these men are enjoying cigars.... Now lets look at what happens without facial hair... Not so Happy eh?

04-17-2009, 07:30 AM	#2
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin I am starting to grow the beard as I type this.

04-17-2009, 07:41 AM	#3
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin Im thinking of growing a playoff beard for hockey. Does this count lol __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

04-17-2009, 07:42 AM	#4
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin If I could I would but alas my job will not let me do this unless I go undercover brother

04-17-2009, 07:50 AM	#5
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin Go take your meds, Danny. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

04-17-2009, 07:51 AM	#6
Emerald Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin Finally this mustache of mine will pay off....

04-17-2009, 07:53 AM	#7
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin I got the goatee going on. __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

04-17-2009, 08:00 AM	#8
ActionAndy Dayman, Master of Karate Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Andy Location: Saratoga Springs, NY Posts: 671 Trading: (7)	Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin This may explain my absolute refusal to shave lately. I'm down from once every two days to once every two weeks...

04-17-2009, 08:04 AM	#9
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,505 Trading: (133)	Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin Dan, it looks like you are smoking a Cremosa in that picture. Please tell me I am wrong.

04-17-2009, 08:11 AM	#11
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin Darn it just had to shave for work right now. I will start over.

04-17-2009, 08:22 AM	#13
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,100 Trading: (60)	Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin You drink a lot, don't you Dan? __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-17-2009, 08:34 AM	#15
kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,183 Trading: (40)	Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin Yes, and let's not forget this guy: __________________

04-17-2009, 08:34 AM	#16
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin Very scientific... photos and everything!!! I believe it!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

04-17-2009, 08:40 AM	#17
IBQTEE1 Crazy K Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kristin Location: Here and there Posts: 2,563 Trading: (6)	Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin How does this effect women with no facial hair?? __________________ It's a Good Day to Smoke a Cigar!!!

04-17-2009, 09:17 AM	#19
Emerald Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smokin Thanks GOd for me being a woman WITH facial hair... I'd be scared to find VAnilla flvors in my cigars.....