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The Dude Abides
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Back from the dead
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Too much curvature of the blade. The amount allowed is in the league rules.
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Lets Go Buckeyes!
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It makes it easier to lift the puck when close to the net, or in a shorter swing of the stick.
This is a very common rule violation. Teams can request any player's stick be measured (1" curve is max I believe). However, if the requesting team is wrong they get a 2 minute minor penalty. So, teams will only do so if they are 100% sure and at a crucial time of a game. So what I'm saying is probably 50-60% of the players in the NHL use a stick that's in violation, but that is close enough where another team won't chance it. Not a big deal, and I'm no Spezza fan.
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Just in from the Storm
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Freakin' hilarious!!!
![]() Not sure which was funnier... the attemtped "switcheroo", or when he knew he was busted and tried flat-out breaking the damned thing! Classic!!!
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Well that's another part of the rule. He has to have the stick in his hand when challenged otherwise the other team is penalized. So usually players have 5 or more sticks each in the bench area. So they often have different curves like 3 illegal and 2 legal, etc.
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In addition to what has already been said, the curvature seems to add more velocity to the puck and makes its flight more unpredictable, kind of like a 120 mph knuckle ball.
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Spezza's stick was also deemed illegal because it was not at least 2" wide near the toe of the stick....from the NHL Rulebook:
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thiness of blade, toe curve, length...almost like a golf club in a way..i dont feel bad for him, everyone does it....lke they said on the video, look at alex O. his is worse, trust me i have seen it....but thanks for the post, its always funny...especailly when he broke it on the ice....lol
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damn...almost!
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He must have bought it on the internet..
Hockey stick B&Ms get the best sticks.
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I remember a couple years ago the sharks called someone for it. Ended up being pretty important, just don't remember who it was against.
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