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Old 04-03-2020, 08:24 AM   #1
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Happy Birthday Kristin! Tonight you shall have your cake and eat it too! Enjoy your day lots, and your night even more!
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Many Happy Returns, Kristin!

Blowing out that big fat candle is not advised as you can potentially transmit pathogens through your spittle. Instead, I've seen video where a quick swipe of the hand across the top of the candle basically beats it into submission. Key is to strike fast and hard. I mean really bludgeon the thing. Not a playful slap -- more of a quick, angry, violent motion. That should do the trick.
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Old 04-03-2020, 09:48 AM   #6
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Blowing out that big fat candle is not advised as you can potentially transmit pathogens through your spittle. Instead, I've seen video where a quick swipe of the hand across the top of the candle basically beats it into submission. Key is to strike fast and hard. I mean really bludgeon the thing. Not a playful slap -- more of a quick, angry, violent motion. That should do the trick.
Christ, I hope "candle" isn't a euphemism, Vin.
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Many Happy Returns, Kristin!

Blowing out that big fat candle is not advised as you can potentially transmit pathogens through your spittle. Instead, I've seen video where a quick swipe of the hand across the top of the candle basically beats it into submission. Key is to strike fast and hard. I mean really bludgeon the thing. Not a playful slap -- more of a quick, angry, violent motion. That should do the trick.
Are we still talking about a candle

Happy Birthday Kristin! Now go into Toms humidor and find the best cigar he has and enjoy
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Blowing out that big fat candle is not advised as you can potentially transmit pathogens through your spittle. Instead, I've seen video where a quick swipe of the hand across the top of the candle basically beats it into submission. Key is to strike fast and hard. I mean really bludgeon the thing. Not a playful slap -- more of a quick, angry, violent motion. That should do the trick.
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I think I may have to do that. I should open one of his special boxes.

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I think I may have to do that. I should open one of his special boxes.

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes.
Hmmmm...isn't that ....ahhhh, never mind! ....Happy birthday Kristin!.....Have a magical birthday!!
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