Be sure he is dead

markem · 11-23-2021, 10:28 PM

"911 What's your emergency?" She answers.

"My friend and I were walking through the woods when he just collapsed. I think he died." A man responds. He is very nervous

"Ok, calm down. First, make sure he's dead." The operator replies.

There's a silence on the phone. Then, there's a gunshot.

The man then says, "OK, now what?"

longknocker · 11-24-2021, 05:15 AM

mosesbotbol · 11-24-2021, 05:38 AM

Yikes

Weelok · 11-24-2021, 12:23 PM

Best to be sure I always say.

11-23-2021, 10:28 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Be sure he is dead "911 What's your emergency?" She answers. "My friend and I were walking through the woods when he just collapsed. I think he died." A man responds. He is very nervous "Ok, calm down. First, make sure he's dead." The operator replies. There's a silence on the phone. Then, there's a gunshot. The man then says, "OK, now what?" __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

11-24-2021, 05:15 AM	#2
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11-24-2021, 05:38 AM	#3
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11-24-2021, 12:23 PM	#4
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,083 Trading: (21)	Re: Be sure he is dead Best to be sure I always say. __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.