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markem

11-23-2021 10:28 PM

Be sure he is dead

"911 What's your emergency?" She answers.

"My friend and I were walking through the woods when he just collapsed. I think he died." A man responds. He is very nervous

"Ok, calm down. First, make sure he's dead." The operator replies.

There's a silence on the phone. Then, there's a gunshot.

The man then says, "OK, now what?"

longknocker

11-24-2021 05:15 AM

Re: Be sure he is dead

:r:tu

mosesbotbol

11-24-2021 05:38 AM

Re: Be sure he is dead

Yikes

Weelok

11-24-2021 12:23 PM

Re: Be sure he is dead

Best to be sure I always say.

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