Daddy's occupation...

Steve · 07-10-2018, 09:20 AM

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

"He's a magician, ma'am" said Little Johnny.

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

"He saws people in half."

"Wow! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

"One half brother and two half sisters."

Porch Dweller · 07-10-2018, 11:36 AM

CigarNut · 07-10-2018, 11:51 AM

icehog3 · 07-10-2018, 12:39 PM

RUNYYFan · 07-10-2018, 12:49 PM

Dave128 · 07-10-2018, 04:10 PM

wow.

markem · 07-10-2018, 04:25 PM

I "saw" that one coming.

07-10-2018, 09:20 AM	#1
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