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Steve

07-10-2018 08:20 AM

Daddy's occupation...

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

"He's a magician, ma'am" said Little Johnny.

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

"He saws people in half."

"Wow! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

"One half brother and two half sisters."

Porch Dweller

07-10-2018 10:36 AM

Re: Daddy's occupation...

:hy

CigarNut

07-10-2018 10:51 AM

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:r :r

icehog3

07-10-2018 11:39 AM

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:fp:gary

RUNYYFan

07-10-2018 11:49 AM

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:fp:fp:fp

Dave128

07-10-2018 03:10 PM

Re: Daddy's occupation...

wow.

markem

07-10-2018 03:25 PM

Re: Daddy's occupation...

I "saw" that one coming.

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