It's Hotter Than...

shilala · 02-23-2015, 02:57 PM

I figure this will be a good way to forget it's so cold, we can start b1tching about the heat and get a jump start on everyone else.
Everyone has their favorite "it's so hot" saying, I have a couple.

I'll start...

1.) It's hotter than a whore on nickel night.

icehog3 · 02-23-2015, 03:02 PM

I promise not to b*tch about the heat, I figure gotta pick one or the other. Cold is my nemesis.

DMK · 02-23-2015, 04:32 PM

First one to ***** about the heat gets a kick in the nuts...

icehog3 · 02-23-2015, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DMK

First one to ***** about the heat gets a kick in the nuts...

The Poet · 02-23-2015, 05:24 PM

It's hotter than . . .

It's hotter than . . .

It's hotter than . . .

Sorry, Scott. I tried, but it's too damn cold. My brain be froze.

Brlesq · 02-23-2015, 05:32 PM

Hotter than a set of jumper cables at a redneck funeral....

shilala · 02-23-2015, 05:57 PM

Well done, Bruce.
These other guys are kind of stunted in the head.

The Poet · 02-23-2015, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

Well done, Bruce.
These other guys are kind of stunted in the head.

HEY!!

What?

icehog3 · 02-23-2015, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

Well done, Bruce.
These other guys are kind of stunted in the head.

And......?

azar · 02-23-2015, 08:51 PM

It was 50* last week here in central Wyoming and this morning -14*. Can't even go ice fishing ice is to un-stable! Give me the heat and open water boat is ready and so am I. No b!tchen here. Can't wait till I am sitting on the deck smoke in one hand and a ice cold beer in the other.
Mack

dave · 02-24-2015, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I promise not to b*tch about the heat, I figure gotta pick one or the other. Cold is my nemesis.

Same here. I complain so much about the cold, that I resolve not to complain about the heat. Last summer I went fishing when it was 103 out on the lake just to prove my point....it sorta sucked, but I didn't b*tch about it.

Brlesq · 02-24-2015, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by shilala

Well done, Bruce.
These other guys are kind of stunted in the head.

Naw, they might just have short attention spans but they are all good . . .

... Ooh, look, shiny thing!

Sorry, what was I saying?

shilala · 02-24-2015, 10:14 AM

Short memories, Bruce.
Wait till July when Tom is standing in full uniform and ballistics in the sun doing parade watch with the sweat filling up his boots.
We'll see if he doesn't say "I'm hotter than a half-****ed fox in a forest fire."

icehog3 · 02-24-2015, 11:35 AM

I might say something similar, Scott....but it will be an observation, not a b*tch.

shilala · 02-24-2015, 11:36 AM

That made me lol for reals.

icehog3 · 02-24-2015, 11:37 AM

CigarNut · 02-24-2015, 11:56 AM

I really am tired of the cold mornings and we don't have it nearly so bad here in Oregon...

dave · 02-24-2015, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

1.) It's hotter than....

....the inseam of Rosie O'Donnell's corduroys

Remo · 02-24-2015, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dave

....the inseam of Rosie O'Donnell's corduroys

jjirons69 · 02-24-2015, 03:59 PM

...than a billy goat's ass in a pepper patch.

02-23-2015, 02:57 PM	#1
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	It's Hotter Than... I figure this will be a good way to forget it's so cold, we can start b1tching about the heat and get a jump start on everyone else. Everyone has their favorite "it's so hot" saying, I have a couple. I'll start... 1.) It's hotter than a whore on nickel night. __________________

02-23-2015, 03:02 PM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,305 Trading: (60)	Re: It's Hotter Than... I promise not to b*tch about the heat, I figure gotta pick one or the other. Cold is my nemesis. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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DMK S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Darryl Location: Hamilton, ON. Canada. Posts: 2,747 Trading: (86)	Re: It's Hotter Than... First one to ***** about the heat gets a kick in the nuts... __________________ Darryl, SOB...

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The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: It's Hotter Than... It's hotter than . . . It's hotter than . . . It's hotter than . . . Sorry, Scott. I tried, but it's too damn cold. My brain be froze. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

02-23-2015, 05:32 PM	#6
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,024 Trading: (17)	Re: It's Hotter Than... Hotter than a set of jumper cables at a redneck funeral.... __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

02-23-2015, 05:57 PM	#7
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: It's Hotter Than... Well done, Bruce. These other guys are kind of stunted in the head. __________________

02-23-2015, 08:51 PM	#10
azar It is what it is! Join Date: Feb 2014 First Name: Mack Location: Shoshoni Wyoming Posts: 471 Trading: (18)	Re: It's Hotter Than... It was 50* last week here in central Wyoming and this morning -14*. Can't even go ice fishing ice is to un-stable! Give me the heat and open water boat is ready and so am I. No b!tchen here. Can't wait till I am sitting on the deck smoke in one hand and a ice cold beer in the other. Mack __________________ Hunt, Fish, Smoke, Sleep Repeat...

02-24-2015, 10:14 AM	#13
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: It's Hotter Than... Short memories, Bruce. Wait till July when Tom is standing in full uniform and ballistics in the sun doing parade watch with the sweat filling up his boots. We'll see if he doesn't say "I'm hotter than a half-****ed fox in a forest fire." __________________

02-24-2015, 11:35 AM	#14
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,305 Trading: (60)	Re: It's Hotter Than... I might say something similar, Scott....but it will be an observation, not a b*tch. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

02-24-2015, 11:36 AM	#15
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: It's Hotter Than... That made me lol for reals. __________________

02-24-2015, 11:37 AM	#16
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,305 Trading: (60)	Re: It's Hotter Than... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: It's Hotter Than... I really am tired of the cold mornings and we don't have it nearly so bad here in Oregon... __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

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jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: It's Hotter Than... ...than a billy goat's ass in a pepper patch. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes