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I figure this will be a good way to forget it's so cold, we can start b1tching about the heat and get a jump start on everyone else.
Everyone has their favorite "it's so hot" saying, I have a couple.

I'll start...

1.) It's hotter than a whore on nickel night.

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I promise not to b*tch about the heat, I figure gotta pick one or the other. Cold is my nemesis.

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First one to ***** about the heat gets a kick in the nuts...

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It's hotter than . . .

It's hotter than . . .

It's hotter than . . .


Sorry, Scott. I tried, but it's too damn cold. My brain be froze.

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Hotter than a set of jumper cables at a redneck funeral....

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Well done, Bruce.
These other guys are kind of stunted in the head.

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HEY!!


What?

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And......? :D

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It was 50* last week here in central Wyoming and this morning -14*. Can't even go ice fishing ice is to un-stable! Give me the heat and open water boat is ready and so am I. No b!tchen here. Can't wait till I am sitting on the deck smoke in one hand and a ice cold beer in the other.
Mack

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Same here. I complain so much about the cold, that I resolve not to complain about the heat. Last summer I went fishing when it was 103 out on the lake just to prove my point....it sorta sucked, but I didn't b*tch about it.

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Naw, they might just have short attention spans but they are all good . . .

... Ooh, look, shiny thing!

Sorry, what was I saying?

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Short memories, Bruce.
Wait till July when Tom is standing in full uniform and ballistics in the sun doing parade watch with the sweat filling up his boots.
We'll see if he doesn't say "I'm hotter than a half-****ed fox in a forest fire." :lr

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I might say something similar, Scott....but it will be an observation, not a b*tch. :r

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That made me lol for reals. :lr

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:D

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I really am tired of the cold mornings and we don't have it nearly so bad here in Oregon...

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....the inseam of Rosie O'Donnell's corduroys

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:pu

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...than a billy goat's ass in a pepper patch.