Secret Surgery

shark · 02-02-2013, 04:19 PM

A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy.

Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.

"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself."

"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears."

EricF · 02-02-2013, 04:21 PM

kelmac07 · 02-02-2013, 04:24 PM

big_jaygee · 02-02-2013, 05:19 PM

markem · 02-02-2013, 05:55 PM

You could hear that one coming...

CigarNut · 02-02-2013, 06:49 PM

Ogre · 02-02-2013, 07:02 PM

Dave128 · 02-02-2013, 09:36 PM

02-02-2013, 04:19 PM	#1
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,566 Trading: (0)	Secret Surgery A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon. "I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"! The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose?" she asked. "That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears." __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

02-02-2013, 04:21 PM	#2
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02-02-2013, 04:24 PM	#3
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02-02-2013, 05:19 PM	#4
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02-02-2013, 05:55 PM	#5
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Re: Secret Surgery You could hear that one coming... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

02-02-2013, 06:49 PM	#6
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02-02-2013, 07:02 PM	#7
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02-02-2013, 09:36 PM	#8
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