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shark 02-02-2013 03:19 PM

Secret Surgery
 
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy.

Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.

"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself."

"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears."

EricF 02-02-2013 03:21 PM

Re: Secret Surgery
 
:lr :lr :lr

kelmac07 02-02-2013 03:24 PM

Re: Secret Surgery
 
:r :r :r

big_jaygee 02-02-2013 04:19 PM

Re: Secret Surgery
 
:lr :lr :lr

markem 02-02-2013 04:55 PM

Re: Secret Surgery
 
You could hear that one coming...

CigarNut 02-02-2013 05:49 PM

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:r :r

Ogre 02-02-2013 06:02 PM

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:r:r:r:r:r

Dave128 02-02-2013 08:36 PM

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:r:r


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