getting older

markem · 11-22-2012, 01:33 PM

Not really going as I planned....

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They really need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer!

[stolen from my good friend Rob, who really had this happen to him]

Ogre · 11-22-2012, 01:51 PM

kelmac07 · 11-22-2012, 11:11 PM

CigarNut · 11-23-2012, 12:08 AM

CigarSquid · 11-23-2012, 07:43 AM

curious on how the real story went down.

11-22-2012, 01:33 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	getting older Not really going as I planned.... There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They really need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer! [stolen from my good friend Rob, who really had this happen to him] __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

11-22-2012, 01:51 PM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: getting older __________________

11-22-2012, 11:11 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: getting older __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-23-2012, 12:08 AM	#4
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: getting older __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

11-23-2012, 07:43 AM	#5
CigarSquid AKA Garryyjr Join Date: Apr 2011 First Name: Garry Location: Medford, OR - Cigar Zombie Posts: 3,213 Trading: (39)	Re: getting older curious on how the real story went down. __________________ gaRRy