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markem 11-22-2012 12:33 PM

getting older
 
Not really going as I planned....

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They really need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer!

[stolen from my good friend Rob, who really had this happen to him]

Ogre 11-22-2012 12:51 PM

Re: getting older
 
:r:r:r

kelmac07 11-22-2012 10:11 PM

Re: getting older
 
:r :r :r

CigarNut 11-22-2012 11:08 PM

Re: getting older
 
:r:r

CigarSquid 11-23-2012 06:43 AM

Re: getting older
 
curious on how the real story went down.


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