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Old 02-02-2021, 02:08 PM   #1
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A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems. The doctor asks him what he's been eating.

"I only eat pool balls," he says. "Red ones for breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for dinner."

"I see the problem," says the doctor. "You're not getting enough greens."

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Old 02-02-2021, 02:23 PM   #2
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Old 02-02-2021, 02:33 PM   #3
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Takes a lot of balls to tell that joke.
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Old 02-02-2021, 03:13 PM   #4
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Tell jokes like that to the ladies and you will be swimming in blue balls.
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Old 02-02-2021, 03:24 PM   #5
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Takes a lot of balls to tell that joke.
It was bad enough without your adding to it!
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Old 02-02-2021, 04:02 PM   #6
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It was bad enough without your adding to it!
Maybe he'll miss out on his share of blue balls.
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Ate balls in the corner pocket.
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I Thought It Was Funny, But, Then, I Like "The Three Stooges"!
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