This is bad, even from me...

Steve · 02-02-2021, 03:08 PM

A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems. The doctor asks him what he's been eating.

"I only eat pool balls," he says. "Red ones for breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for dinner."

"I see the problem," says the doctor. "You're not getting enough greens."

Ba-Da-Bing

G G · 02-02-2021, 03:23 PM

markem · 02-02-2021, 03:33 PM

Takes a lot of balls to tell that joke.

icehog3 · 02-02-2021, 04:13 PM

Tell jokes like that to the ladies and you will be swimming in blue balls.

RevSmoke · 02-02-2021, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

Takes a lot of balls to tell that joke.

It was bad enough without your adding to it!

icehog3 · 02-02-2021, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RevSmoke

It was bad enough without your adding to it!

Maybe he'll miss out on his share of blue balls.

cmitch · 02-03-2021, 01:55 PM

Ate balls in the corner pocket.

longknocker · 02-03-2021, 02:10 PM

I Thought It Was Funny, But, Then, I Like "The Three Stooges"!

Steve · 02-03-2021, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by longknocker

I Thought It Was Funny, But, Then, I Like "The Three Stooges"!

02-02-2021, 03:08 PM	#1
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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,751 Trading: (10)	Re: This is bad, even from me...

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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: This is bad, even from me... Takes a lot of balls to tell that joke. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,288 Trading: (60)	Re: This is bad, even from me... Tell jokes like that to the ladies and you will be swimming in blue balls. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

02-03-2021, 01:55 PM	#7
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: This is bad, even from me... Ate balls in the corner pocket. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

02-03-2021, 02:10 PM	#8
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,261 Trading: (82)	Re: This is bad, even from me... I Thought It Was Funny, But, Then, I Like "The Three Stooges"!