Limerick Thread! - Page 82

Gophernut · 02-08-2011, 07:00 PM

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It's so cold I don't want to go home,

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I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,

icehog3 · 02-08-2011, 07:51 PM

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It's so cold I don't want to go home,

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I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

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My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,

But if I give him a belt, I might end up broke,

VTDragon · 02-09-2011, 10:06 AM

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It's so cold I don't want to go home,

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I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

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My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,

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But if I give him a belt, I might end up broke,

So I'm stuck here craving a smoke and working alone

VTDragon · 02-09-2011, 10:08 AM

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This week the PGA descends on Dubai

Gophernut · 02-09-2011, 12:46 PM

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This week the PGA descends on Dubai

I know Tiger is there, but why?

VTDragon · 02-10-2011, 08:09 AM

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This week the PGA descends on Dubai

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I know Tiger is there, but why?

Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?

kugie · 02-10-2011, 08:42 AM

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Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?

But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!

icehog3 · 02-10-2011, 10:17 AM

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This week the PGA descends on Dubai

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I know Tiger is there, but why?

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Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?

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But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!

And all those proud sponsors will cry.

icehog3 · 02-10-2011, 10:18 AM

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I once shared a pie with a monkey,

Gophernut · 02-10-2011, 10:19 AM

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This week the PGA descends on Dubai

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I know Tiger is there, but why?

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Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?

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But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!

So please Eldrick, just zip up your fly.

Gophernut · 02-10-2011, 10:19 AM

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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

icehog3 · 02-10-2011, 10:28 AM

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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

Gophernut · 02-10-2011, 10:36 AM

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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

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Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,

icehog3 · 02-10-2011, 10:48 AM

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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

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Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

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The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,

No worries, the Admiral could too,

Gophernut · 02-10-2011, 01:14 PM

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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

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Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

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The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,

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No worries, the Admiral could too,

If I get much bigger I'll need a new belt.

Gophernut · 02-10-2011, 01:15 PM

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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

VTDragon · 02-10-2011, 02:09 PM

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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

icehog3 · 02-10-2011, 02:15 PM

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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

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Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

He's fifteen, going on twenty,

Gophernut · 02-11-2011, 08:41 AM

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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

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Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

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He's fifteen, going on twenty,

No need to listen, he knows plenty,

icehog3 · 02-11-2011, 09:08 AM

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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

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Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

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He's fifteen, going on twenty,

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No need to listen, he knows plenty,

It's my patience he's starting to strain.

02-09-2011, 10:08 AM	#1624
VTDragon Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Gary Location: Vermont Posts: 627 Trading: (0)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: This week the PGA descends on Dubai __________________ An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.

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icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,095 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: I once shared a pie with a monkey, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

02-10-2011, 10:19 AM	#1631
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: Hopefully soon this snow will melt, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

02-10-2011, 01:15 PM	#1636
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: My 15 year old son can be quite a pain, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson