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Feeling at Home
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Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?
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Have My Own Room
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But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!
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Admiral Douchebag
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And all those proud sponsors will cry.
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Have My Own Room
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So please Eldrick, just zip up your fly.
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