Random Advice Thread - Page 6

10-26-2008, 08:29 PM

Man with hand in pocket always feels cocky.

rack04 · 10-26-2008, 08:31 PM

Go to bed with itchy butt. Wake up with stinky finger.

kgraybill · 10-26-2008, 08:44 PM

Never do beer bongs blindfolded!

SvilleKid · 10-26-2008, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by av8tor152d

Taking off is optional, Landing is mandatory.

Like that one. Should be followed closely by:

It's not the fall that gets you, it's that sudden stop at the end.

10-27-2008, 08:45 AM

"You've heard of not gettng into a land war in Asia", as well as "do not go in with a Sicilian when death is on the line". My friend, never EVER bet AGAINST Liverpool in Europe.

cbsmokin · 10-27-2008, 10:53 AM

Just ask for help when you need it.

Don't throw full lighters into fires.

BigBruce · 10-27-2008, 12:14 PM

He who hesitates masterbates

Go ugly early

If you are gonna crash (helicopter) put the cyclic up your ass. Makes it more interesting for crash investigation.

pnoon · 10-27-2008, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theycallmedan'lboone

"You've heard of not gettng into a land war in Asia", as well as "do not go in with a Sicilian when death is on the line". My friend, never EVER bet AGAINST Liverpool in Europe.

Amen, brother.

10-27-2008, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBruce

He who hesitates masterbates

Go ugly early

If you are gonna crash (helicopter) put the cyclic up your ass. Makes it more interesting for crash investigation.

Tikihut27 · 10-28-2008, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theycallmedan'lboone

Combat stress. Pay him no nevermind.

Swampper · 10-28-2008, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gettysburgfreak

My poli sci teacher in college said it was the 5 P's

Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance

7Ps: PROPER PRIOR PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE

Steve · 10-28-2008, 10:19 PM

Live in the present, forgive your past.

Neuromancer · 10-28-2008, 10:53 PM

Here's the three most important things for a great life:

#1: Respect for all living things.

#2: A healthy bowel movement on a regular basis.

#3: A navy blue blazer.

And, oh, yes, don't take your eye off the ball!

PS - Plagiarized from The Fisher King...

Steve · 10-28-2008, 10:56 PM

#2 is #1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neuromancer

#2: A healthy bowel movement on a regular basis.

11-07-2008, 10:32 PM

Gotta revive this thread.

He that has chili dog for lunch should not burp in paint mask.

Don't ask.

icehog3 · 11-07-2008, 11:32 PM

Don't pull your love out on me, baby, If you do then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years.

Sauer Grapes · 11-07-2008, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos

Don't fry bacon with your shirt off.
Don't tease the cat when not wearing pants.

Or... don't fry bacon without pants on. ouch.

11-08-2008, 07:35 AM

"Don't cross the beams"- Egon Spengler

Rockestone · 11-08-2008, 07:39 AM

Measure Twice. Cut Once.

Orgnaization is the key to success.

Sometimes you need to slow down in order to speed up.

Keep it simple, stupid!

av8tor152d · 11-08-2008, 07:48 AM

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

10-26-2008, 08:29 PM	#101
BrIG Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Man with hand in pocket always feels cocky.

10-26-2008, 08:31 PM	#102
rack04 Lebowski Urban Achiever Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Justin Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,023 Trading: (20)	Re: Random Advice Thread Go to bed with itchy butt. Wake up with stinky finger. __________________ "Why don't you put them in your secret compartment" - 12stones (Ricky)

10-26-2008, 08:44 PM	#103
kgraybill Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ken Location: Ellenwood, Georgia Posts: 181 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Never do beer bongs blindfolded! __________________ Ken

10-27-2008, 08:45 AM	#105
theycallmedan'lboone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread "You've heard of not gettng into a land war in Asia", as well as "do not go in with a Sicilian when death is on the line". My friend, never EVER bet AGAINST Liverpool in Europe.

10-27-2008, 10:53 AM	#106
cbsmokin Looking for the Apex Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Craig Location: In da ATL Posts: 880 Trading: (10)	Re: Random Advice Thread Just ask for help when you need it. Don't throw full lighters into fires. __________________ Check out C.A.R.B. IV http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...840#post879840

10-27-2008, 12:14 PM	#107
BigBruce Independent Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Top Secret Posts: 452 Trading: (4)	Re: Random Advice Thread He who hesitates masterbates Go ugly early If you are gonna crash (helicopter) put the cyclic up your ass. Makes it more interesting for crash investigation.

10-28-2008, 10:19 PM	#112
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Random Advice Thread Live in the present, forgive your past. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-28-2008, 10:53 PM	#113
Neuromancer Will work for Boli GM's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: Lost in translation...near Newnan, GA Posts: 1,417 Trading: (23)	Re: Random Advice Thread Here's the three most important things for a great life: #1: Respect for all living things. #2: A healthy bowel movement on a regular basis. #3: A navy blue blazer. And, oh, yes, don't take your eye off the ball! PS - Plagiarized from The Fisher King... __________________ "...pipe smoking is properly an intellectual exercise." ~ Christopher Morley, 1916

11-07-2008, 10:32 PM	#115
smokeyscotch Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Gotta revive this thread. He that has chili dog for lunch should not burp in paint mask. Don't ask.

11-07-2008, 11:32 PM	#116
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,278 Trading: (60)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't pull your love out on me, baby, If you do then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

11-08-2008, 07:35 AM	#118
:eevis Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread "Don't cross the beams"- Egon Spengler

11-08-2008, 07:39 AM	#119
Rockestone Anythings Possible Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Anderson, SC Posts: 793 Trading: (5)	Re: Random Advice Thread Measure Twice. Cut Once. Orgnaization is the key to success. Sometimes you need to slow down in order to speed up. Keep it simple, stupid! __________________

11-08-2008, 07:48 AM	#120
av8tor152d Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jason Location: Huntsville AL Posts: 1,152 Trading: (21)	Re: Random Advice Thread Slow is smooth and smooth is fast. __________________ W.O.L.F. pack member since 2002