Limerick Thread! - Page 54

14holestogie · 12-06-2010, 10:38 AM

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A new work week has just begun

icehog3 · 12-06-2010, 10:47 AM

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A new work week has just begun

Makes me think about buying a gun,

Mr B · 12-06-2010, 11:36 AM

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A new work week has just begun

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Makes me think about buying a gun,

Was diagnosed with an S.T.D.

VTDragon · 12-06-2010, 11:40 AM

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A new work week has just begun

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Makes me think about buying a gun,

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Was diagnosed with an S.T.D.

Gads, what did my sexatary do to me

icehog3 · 12-06-2010, 12:01 PM

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A new work week has just begun

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Makes me think about buying a gun,

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Was diagnosed with an S.T.D.

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Gads, what did my sexatary do to me

All I wanted was some innocent fun!

icehog3 · 12-06-2010, 12:02 PM

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While sitting with the Queen having tea,

markem · 12-06-2010, 12:08 PM

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While sitting with the Queen having tea,

I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

Mr B · 12-06-2010, 12:24 PM

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While sitting with the Queen having tea,

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I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

She said "dont worry he used a condom"

Gophernut · 12-06-2010, 01:11 PM

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While sitting with the Queen having tea,

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I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

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She said "dont worry he used a condom"

And with these words of wisdom,

landhoney · 12-06-2010, 01:35 PM

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While sitting with the Queen having tea,

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I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

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She said "dont worry he used a condom"

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And with these words of wisdom,

I filled her 'right full of glee!

landhoney · 12-06-2010, 01:37 PM

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I golf slighlty below par

VTDragon · 12-06-2010, 01:41 PM

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I golf slightly below par

My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far

Mr B · 12-06-2010, 01:45 PM

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I golf slighlty below par

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My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far

My swing is like Happy Gilmore

12-06-2010, 02:45 PM

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I golf slighlty below par

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My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far

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My swing is like Happy Gilmore

It is not very often that the crowd will roar,

Gophernut · 12-06-2010, 03:10 PM

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I golf slighlty below par

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My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far

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My swing is like Happy Gilmore

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It is not very often that the crowd will roar,

Usually when they do, I am in the bar.

Gophernut · 12-06-2010, 03:12 PM

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I work full time but I'm broke,

landhoney · 12-06-2010, 03:40 PM

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I work full time but I'm broke,

My money all goes up in smoke

Mr B · 12-06-2010, 04:49 PM

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I work full time but I'm broke,

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My money all goes up in smoke

a robusto here, a toro there.

12-07-2010, 08:41 AM

or my wife's goddamn hair,

landhoney · 12-07-2010, 09:13 AM

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My money all goes up in smoke

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a robusto here, a toro there.

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or my wife's goddamn hair,

But at least they all supply me a toke!

12-06-2010, 10:38 AM	#1061
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12-06-2010, 03:12 PM	#1076
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: I work full time but I'm broke, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

12-07-2010, 08:41 AM	#1079
mikethegoalie32 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! or my wife's goddamn hair,