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Bunion
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I made a comment about Freddy Mercury
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx |
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Livin' in a Van....
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Have My Own Room
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And with these words of wisdom,
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson |
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Mr. Charisma
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I filled her 'right full of glee!
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Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss! |
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Mr. Charisma
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New:
I golf slighlty below par
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Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss! |
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Feeling at Home
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My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far
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An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared. |
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Livin' in a Van....
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