Smell of smoking - Page 4

09-28-2009, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TheTraveler

My theory is you always aim for more than you actually want. That way after negotiations you end up with exactly what you wanted instead of less!

My logic as well.

ade06 · 09-28-2009, 08:40 AM

This thread is too funny. Please take picture of your wife's reaction upon coming home. Lol.

jerseystepup · 09-28-2009, 08:51 AM

shes not home till tomorow... yea the house stinksss haha o well... and it looks like im going to have a package meet her at the door so shell be double pissed

ade06 · 09-28-2009, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by jerseystepup

shes not home till tomorow... yea the house stinksss haha o well... and it looks like im going to have a package meet her at the door so shell be double pissed

Make sure you have some flowers delivered with your cigars (or have some placed in a vase).

09-28-2009, 09:26 AM

Sounds like you are busted to me. Air the house out, spray all furniture with Febreeze, make tacos right before she gets home.

CigarDisciple · 09-28-2009, 12:24 PM

I'm with T.G. Burn some food in the kitchen, That's the ticket.

icehog3 · 09-28-2009, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CigarDisciple

I'm with T.G. Burn some food in the kitchen, That's the ticket.

Or adopt a couple dozen stray cats tonight.

GKitty · 09-28-2009, 01:12 PM

Yeah, it's a conspiracy.... and I'm telling!!!

You've already said she burns incense. Burn some before she gets home. (Tip: Not her favorite. She's more likely to notice something "wrong" with a scent she's familiar with.) IF she picks up on lingering cigar, come clean. If she doesn't, well..... do that happy dance somewhere private.

e-man67 · 09-28-2009, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jerseystepup

shes not home till tomorow... yea the house stinksss haha o well... and it looks like im going to have a package meet her at the door so shell be double pissed

This thread is so damn funny! My wife too hates the smell of smoke...I wouldn't dare smoke in the house...you are too brave...of course you are gonna have blueballs for the next week b/c more than likely you aren't gettin any!

Oh, idea! you could burn some limburger cheese on the stove...that might cover the cigar stench up...on second thought no it won't your screwed!

GTCanuk · 09-28-2009, 07:58 PM

You could always get a pet skunk

Kreth · 09-28-2009, 08:05 PM

Oh fer chrissakes, man up and tell your woman that you're gonna smoke where and when you damn well feel like it.

EDIT: Mods, please delete this in case my wife reads the forum.
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09-29-2009, 12:02 AM

Break your arm or something so you can go to the hospital, if your hospitalized she want be mad. Tell her you where smoking outside...and you fell out of your chair and you had to crawl inside to get the phone and dial 911...meanwhile your cigar was hanging out of your mouth and you where in so much pain you didn't think about it when you brought it inside.

Skywalker · 09-29-2009, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Kreth

Oh fer chrissakes, man up and tell your woman that you're gonna smoke where and when you damn well feel like it.

EDIT: Mods, please delete this in case my wife reads the forum.
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Originally Posted by Red

Break your arm or something so you can go to the hospital, if your hospitalized she want be mad. Tell her you where smoking outside...and you fell out of your chair and you had to crawl inside to get the phone and dial 911...meanwhile your cigar was hanging out of your mouth and you where in so much pain you didn't think about it when you brought it inside.

Both of these are possible... just improbable!!!

longknocker · 09-29-2009, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by jerseystepup

ok.. now im not allowed to smoke in my house.. (im whipped i know).. Now the womans in VA until tuesday... Being the total child that i am.. i really wanna watch the new simpsons and family guy tonight while enjoying a stick... Think its doable without getting caught? How bad do you think one cigar will stink up everything in my house? She does burn incense so i can use that as a buffer.

NO WAYYYYYY! You'll Get Busted! Just Ask David, i.e. (smitdavi).

longknocker · 09-29-2009, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Kreth

Oh fer chrissakes, man up and tell your woman that you're gonna smoke where and when you damn well feel like it.

EDIT: Mods, please delete this in case my wife reads the forum.
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I was going to say, "How Long Have You Been Married"?

GreekGodX · 09-29-2009, 08:10 AM

It's D-Day

I'd go with Gkitty's advice. In this situation you need to go with a woman's advice.

If you won't listen to her, listen to me. Don't do anything about the smell and tell her that you are smoking in the house whenever you G.D feel like it.

icehog3 · 09-29-2009, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by longknocker

NO WAYYYYYY! You'll Get Busted! Just Ask David, i.e. (smitdavi).

Too late.

CigarDisciple · 09-29-2009, 12:55 PM

Just thought about something, if she makes more money than you, fess up, tell her it will never happen again. If you make more than her, tell her your the man of the house and you'll smoke wherever and whenever you want to and then run like hell LOL

jerseystepup · 09-29-2009, 05:54 PM

Well... needles to say i got home today an hour before she did and the house smelled fine... we had alot of rain last night and i gues the cross winds + open windows + incense, cleared everything out... Just finished the steak and potatoes SHE COOKED.. (she felt bad for leaving me to fend for myself... and im enjoying an SLR A by the fire with a glass of pigs nose.. oh its been fun!

09-29-2009, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jerseystepup

Well... needles to say i got home today an hour before she did and the house smelled fine... we had alot of rain last night and i gues the cross winds + open windows + incense, cleared everything out... Just finished the steak and potatoes SHE COOKED.. (she felt bad for leaving me to fend for myself... and im enjoying an SLR A by the fire with a glass of pigs nose.. oh its been fun!

glad it went well..but a wife rampage coulda been fun for US also

09-28-2009, 08:40 AM	#62
ade06 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ade Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,190 Trading: (24)	Re: Smell of smoking This thread is too funny. Please take picture of your wife's reaction upon coming home. Lol.

09-28-2009, 08:51 AM	#63
jerseystepup L-I-V-I-N Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Randy Location: New Jersey Posts: 774 Trading: (9)	Re: Smell of smoking shes not home till tomorow... yea the house stinksss haha o well... and it looks like im going to have a package meet her at the door so shell be double pissed

09-28-2009, 09:26 AM	#65
dogface_313 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smell of smoking Sounds like you are busted to me. Air the house out, spray all furniture with Febreeze, make tacos right before she gets home.

09-28-2009, 12:24 PM	#66
CigarDisciple Livin Life as it comes Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Sam Location: NC Posts: 81 Trading: (0)	Re: Smell of smoking I'm with T.G. Burn some food in the kitchen, That's the ticket.

09-28-2009, 01:12 PM	#68
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Smell of smoking Yeah, it's a conspiracy.... and I'm telling!!! You've already said she burns incense. Burn some before she gets home. (Tip: Not her favorite. She's more likely to notice something "wrong" with a scent she's familiar with.) IF she picks up on lingering cigar, come clean. If she doesn't, well..... do that happy dance somewhere private. __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

09-28-2009, 07:58 PM	#70
GTCanuk Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Paul (AKA Darrel) Location: Windsor. ON Posts: 248 Trading: (0)	Re: Smell of smoking You could always get a pet skunk

09-28-2009, 08:05 PM	#71
Kreth Ronin smoker Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 3,620 Trading: (14)	Re: Smell of smoking Oh fer chrissakes, man up and tell your woman that you're gonna smoke where and when you damn well feel like it. EDIT: Mods, please delete this in case my wife reads the forum. Posted via Mobile Device

09-29-2009, 12:02 AM	#72
Red Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smell of smoking Break your arm or something so you can go to the hospital, if your hospitalized she want be mad. Tell her you where smoking outside...and you fell out of your chair and you had to crawl inside to get the phone and dial 911...meanwhile your cigar was hanging out of your mouth and you where in so much pain you didn't think about it when you brought it inside.

09-29-2009, 08:10 AM	#76
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,893 Trading: (82)	Re: Smell of smoking It's D-Day I'd go with Gkitty's advice. In this situation you need to go with a woman's advice. If you won't listen to her, listen to me. Don't do anything about the smell and tell her that you are smoking in the house whenever you G.D feel like it. __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

09-29-2009, 12:55 PM	#78
CigarDisciple Livin Life as it comes Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Sam Location: NC Posts: 81 Trading: (0)	Re: Smell of smoking Just thought about something, if she makes more money than you, fess up, tell her it will never happen again. If you make more than her, tell her your the man of the house and you'll smoke wherever and whenever you want to and then run like hell LOL

09-29-2009, 05:54 PM	#79
jerseystepup L-I-V-I-N Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Randy Location: New Jersey Posts: 774 Trading: (9)	Re: Smell of smoking Well... needles to say i got home today an hour before she did and the house smelled fine... we had alot of rain last night and i gues the cross winds + open windows + incense, cleared everything out... Just finished the steak and potatoes SHE COOKED.. (she felt bad for leaving me to fend for myself... and im enjoying an SLR A by the fire with a glass of pigs nose.. oh its been fun!