Smell of smoking
 

ok.. now im not allowed to smoke in my house.. (im whipped i know).. Now the womans in VA until tuesday... Being the total child that i am.. i really wanna watch the new simpsons and family guy tonight while enjoying a stick... Think its doable without getting caught? How bad do you think one cigar will stink up everything in my house? She does burn incense so i can use that as a buffer.

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Go for it!!! :tu

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You'll probably get busted but I would for sure do it!!!

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Go for it... get a fan and open the window! :ss

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Time to Man-Up!:gl

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fabreze

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If she's not a smoker, yer busted soon as she walks in.

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HAha how did i know everyone would tell me to do it... i of course know what all you brothers think i should do... ill most likely get caught huh? haha

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You gotta do it! :tu

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Go for it, just air the place out afterwards.

If you think you are going to get caught, wait untill a few hours before she gets back and put something on the stove / in the oven and burn the crap out of it. Just incenerate the damn thing. Something like an entire bulb of chopped garlic (not a clove, an entire bulb) fryed in oil unitl it all burns, then, burn the oil too. Maybe even toss in a few dried jalopone chilies. Tell her you were trying to make chinese food, but you messed up. Or burn a pot full of cheap spaghetti sauce from the $1 store, maybe a few slices of toast too.

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:r:r:r:r:

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sounds like you've done this before?

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Moi? http://planetsmilies.net/angel-smiley-5108.gif

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hahaha... wow im at a loss for words now.. haha

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Better start smokin'... ;)

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Im going to order chinese for dinner in a bit... on the way home pick up a 6 pack of sierra nevada torpedo... then figure out something small to smoke after dinner... maybe a verocu #9, or a DPG 1979 pc... hmmm now.. next order of business.. what should i order from the china man? Im thinking general tso's extra spicy

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I second the General Tso's ! :tu :tu

As for the smoking I say this: smoke the cigar and air the house out, then when she walks in the door say "Hey baby, I missed you. Oh, and I smoked in the house while you were gone. See, it doesn't smell as bad as we feared it would since I aired the place out for an hour. I think I'll smoke outside like normal except on game days. During the game I'll be smoking in my recliner." Then give her a kiss, a smack on the backside, and say "Oh, while you're in the kitchen will you grab me a beer please? Thanks."



:D

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:tpd:
Use this while you are smoking, immediately after, and a couple of times before she gets back home.

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so you wife will let you poop in the house but now smoke...man...what has this world come too :)

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Klipsch (Walt) uses an ozone machine in his apartment that cleans the air. He used it while smoking and lets in run for a while after finished. Leaves a smell of iron after but eliminates most of the odor. Not sure how much one costs.