Getting old just plain sucks! - Page 3

Lumpold · 09-13-2010, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ABNMP619

I went to the doctor the other day to have him look at a spot on my head where I am losing hair. He looks up and says "WOW, you are losing a lot of hair!" I said "HA, HA, very funny, I am only 36!" Walked out of their with a prescription for Rogaine. What the hell!

MPB can be an evil thing... one of my best friends shaves his head after he started going bald at 16. Man up, shave it all off!

09-16-2010, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpold

MPB can be an evil thing... one of my best friends shaves his head after he started going bald at 16. Man up, shave it all off!

You laugh about shaving it all off, but damn it...I sure am thinking about it. Plus the wife likes it too. Just wish I could have a damn goatee to go along with it though.

357 · 09-16-2010, 10:00 AM

Did someone say shake-weight???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw

icehog3 · 09-13-2010, 08:21 AM

At least you didn't piss yourself, Daryle.

icehog3 · 09-16-2010, 01:12 PM

Feel free to post a link for the efficient nose-trimmer for us "mature" guys, Scott!

markem · 09-16-2010, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Feel free to post a link for the efficient nose-trimmer for us "mature" guys, Scott!

icehog3 · 09-16-2010, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

Trimmer, Mark, not vibrator.

Blueface · 09-16-2010, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

Nice!

shilala · 09-22-2010, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Feel free to post a link for the efficient nose-trimmer for us "mature" guys, Scott!

Here we have the Holy Grail of nose hair trimmers.
Carlos, nobody plucks my hair. Ever. (I just shave my nose.)
I have hair over every square inch of my body except my forehead and that sunspot on the top of my head. I'm convinced I'm 1/2 to 3/4 Sasquatch. Lisa once suggested I shave something or get waxed or some such sh!t (and it wasn't my junk). I told her if she wanted a girl, go get a girl.

Since then, I've met her halfway and I bought a professional cordless clipper setup on ebay (my old clippers were junk). I use it to cut my hair and clipper every part of my pelt that I can reach. No one would ever notice I'm doing anything, but I do. She does, too. I wish I could find a set of clippers with a six inch wide blade. It'd save a lot of time.

CigarNut · 09-22-2010, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

...I wish I could find a set of clippers with a six inch wide blade. It'd save a lot of time.

You would need to be real careful with that -- an ill-timed sneeze or hiccough could cause major damage

icehog3 · 09-22-2010, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

Here we have the Holy Grail of nose hair trimmers.

Thanks Scott.

DocLogic77 · 09-22-2010, 10:55 AM

3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
3rd Grader: Really?
Billy Madison: YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.
3rd Grader: Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright!
Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison: OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go

09-16-2010, 10:00 AM	#3
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icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,731 Trading: (60)	Re: Getting old just plain sucks! Feel free to post a link for the efficient nose-trimmer for us "mature" guys, Scott! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-22-2010, 10:55 AM	#12
DocLogic77 Feeling at Home Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Shawn Location: Deliverance Country Posts: 504 Trading: (1)	Re: Getting old just plain sucks! 3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants. Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. 3rd Grader: Really? Billy Madison: YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants. 3rd Grader: Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright! Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. Billy Madison: OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go __________________ Talent wins games...heart wins championships. Go Steelers!