Random Advice Thread - Page 3

11-08-2008, 06:55 AM

When I had a desion to make my dad would always say, "Do what you think is best".

Now I get to say that to my sons!!!

Starscream · 11-08-2008, 08:42 PM

When your kids are home, always lock the bedroom door before having sex. You don't want them accidentally walking in.

Lucy, you have a lot of 'splainin' to do!

11-08-2008, 10:00 PM

Look where you want to go - for things like skiing, mountain biking, driving, etc. If you're looking at the big rock or tree you DON'T want to hit, you'll hit it. So just look where you want to go.

replicant_argent · 11-13-2008, 03:31 PM

Try to refrain from posting during/while/after chugging cold meds all day.

Secret Santa · 11-13-2008, 03:58 PM

A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand........

SvilleKid · 11-13-2008, 08:37 PM

I'd rather be judged by twelve than to be carried by six.

11-13-2008, 10:33 PM

* * Look in ALL your purses for that misplaced Palio before ordering a new one. * *

Even that fugly purse your Mom gave you from her old lady purse party circuit.

Because THAT'S what you hauled your cigars n stuff in when you went to dinner at Mom's last weekend, ya goofball! GOOFBALL!

[fugly cigar purse gif here]

icehog3 · 11-13-2008, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

I'd rather be judged by twelve than to be carried by six.

One of my all time favorites, Cliff.

Bruzee · 11-14-2008, 12:49 AM

"Choose a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life."

11-14-2008, 08:17 AM

when in doubt, empty the mag.

csbrewfisher · 11-14-2008, 04:12 PM

Want in one hand, and sh*t in the other, and see which one fills up first.

shilala · 11-14-2008, 05:09 PM

I can't believe I forgot this one...
"If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."

Studebaker · 11-14-2008, 05:48 PM

Life is like a s**t sandwich.

The more bread you have, the less s**t you have to eat.

Rockestone · 11-14-2008, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Studebaker

Life is like a s**t sandwich.

The more bread you have, the less s**t you have to eat.

Ain't that the truth!

Studebaker · 11-15-2008, 04:59 PM

If it doesn't work, it's physics.

If it wiggles, it's biology.

If it stinks, it's chemistry.

11-08-2008, 06:55 AM	#1
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread When I had a desion to make my dad would always say, "Do what you think is best". Now I get to say that to my sons!!!

11-08-2008, 08:42 PM	#2
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Random Advice Thread When your kids are home, always lock the bedroom door before having sex. You don't want them accidentally walking in. Lucy, you have a lot of 'splainin' to do! __________________ Insert quote here.

11-08-2008, 10:00 PM	#3
petewho Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Look where you want to go - for things like skiing, mountain biking, driving, etc. If you're looking at the big rock or tree you DON'T want to hit, you'll hit it. So just look where you want to go.

11-13-2008, 03:31 PM	#4
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Random Advice Thread Try to refrain from posting during/while/after chugging cold meds all day. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

11-13-2008, 03:58 PM	#5
Secret Santa Ho Ho Ho Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: North Pole Posts: 1,789 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand........

11-13-2008, 08:37 PM	#6
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Re: Random Advice Thread I'd rather be judged by twelve than to be carried by six. __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

11-13-2008, 10:33 PM	#7
Joan Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread *** * Look in ALL your purses for that misplaced Palio before ordering a new one. * *** Even that fugly purse your Mom gave you from her old lady purse party circuit. Because THAT'S what you hauled your cigars n stuff in when you went to dinner at Mom's last weekend, ya goofball! GOOFBALL! [fugly cigar purse gif here]

11-14-2008, 12:49 AM	#9
Bruzee Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: D Location: San Diego Posts: 1,508 Trading: (30)	Re: Random Advice Thread "Choose a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life." __________________

11-14-2008, 08:17 AM	#10
theycallmedan'lboone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread when in doubt, empty the mag.

11-14-2008, 04:12 PM	#11
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: Random Advice Thread Want in one hand, and sh*t in the other, and see which one fills up first.

11-14-2008, 05:09 PM	#12
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Random Advice Thread I can't believe I forgot this one... "If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."

11-14-2008, 05:48 PM	#13
Studebaker Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Piedmont Triad, NC Posts: 95 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Life is like a st sandwich. The more bread you have, the less st you have to eat. __________________ "I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much."

11-15-2008, 04:59 PM	#15
Studebaker Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Piedmont Triad, NC Posts: 95 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread If it doesn't work, it's physics. If it wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. __________________ "I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much."