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Old 02-21-2010, 03:59 PM   #41
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and he stole if from the Italian Garibaldi cigars.

I will get a box of these, they will make a nice conversation piece.

Exactly - I used to work with an Italian and he mentioned that there are cigars in Italy that you cut in the middle and share with someone. This is the first thing I thought about when I saw these in the catalog.
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Old 02-21-2010, 04:22 PM   #42
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Sorry Pete,they are on back order
They don't come out until Feb 28th
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Old 02-21-2010, 04:38 PM   #43
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I say punch a hole in the middle and smoke both ends at the same time.
Been there, done that.
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Old 02-21-2010, 08:28 PM   #44
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Old 02-21-2010, 08:38 PM   #45
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reminds me of a scene from Requiem for a dream
That is just sick
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Old 02-21-2010, 08:44 PM   #46
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This makes me want to smoke a whole Lusitania.
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Old 02-27-2010, 04:37 PM   #47
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reminds me of a scene from Requiem for a dream
ROFLOL!!! I just spit out my cigar from laughing so hard
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Old 02-27-2010, 04:43 PM   #48
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reminds me of a scene from Requiem for a dream
wow, great reference lol
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:33 PM   #49
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call me crazy, but I just ordered a box
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call me crazy, but I just ordered a box
You're crazy.
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I knew someone would say that, I expected it would be Tom though
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I knew someone would say that, I expected it would be Tom though
He's slow.

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I can't believe no one has made the obvious joke about a box split.
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:09 PM   #54
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Add me on to the list of the box split.

I saw this same idea in a Bestcigarprices catalog (i think it was them) a few months after Schip came in effect and way before CI came up with this one. I think they were called Schipbusters. Its supposed to save us all on the taxes. They are taxed as one cigar but can be smoked as two, if needed.

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Believe it or not this was first concepted by Gene Argenese. While I'm not a big argenese guy, the idea is a good one.

You are getting 20 cigars. However, the way it's bundled is as 10 cigars. These reason this is done is because SCHIP taxes you PER cigar. At 40 cents per cigar, this saves you $4.00 per box.
$4? Wow!


Gene's ideas are only good in his own mind with his crappy cigars and stupid "club".
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Now is the time to jump on these: they're on CI's Joe's Daily Deal!
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Default Re: Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
Today they're being sold in a Mazo of 10 for $29.99. That's not a bad price for "20" cigars.

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/html/spec_bwd.asp
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Today they're being sold in a Mazo of 10 for $29.99. That's not a bad price for "20" cigars.

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/html/spec_bwd.asp
It is if they're crap cigars.
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It is if they're crap cigars.
"Crap" is a relative term
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I'm gonna grab a few boxes. Save me money in the end
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