I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet

I was talking to my co worker today and she mentioned her daughter had a pet that she could no longer keep because they are afraid it might eat their new baby after she's old enough to walk. they are afraid she might get in to the back yard somehow and get eaten.

I told her I would take it and eat if she didnt mind, rather than having it eat a kid. she told me sure. I'm going to pick it up next week.

I'm then gonna figure a way to chain it, and several possums, to a tree in my back yard so i can plump it up a little.

Then i'm going to have all my co workers down so i can kill it. deep fry the tail and roast the body.

yup... my co worker has a 5' alligator in her back yard!

anybody want to join? i'm thinking mid April for a roast date on this.