I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet

taltos · 03-13-2009, 03:20 AM

I just know that this is going to fall on deaf ears but has your co-worker thought about contacting a local zoo about taking the gator instead of having you guys go all macho and killing a captive animal?

03-13-2009, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by taltos

I just know that this is going to fall on deaf ears but has your co-worker thought about contacting a local zoo about taking the gator instead of having you guys go all macho and killing a captive animal?

Long as it's not abused it should be good either way.

Kinda strange...how does one bring up the topic....

Co-worker- So I have this pet...dunno what I'm gonna do with it...
You-HMMMMM What is it?
Co-worker- a gator...
You-MMM Don't those taste like chicken?
Co-worker- I suppose? I never ate them... YOU CAN'T EAT FLUFFY!!!
You- Oh come on, just saying.... so you don't want it eh?
Co-worker- No, I have to get rid of it....
You- I'll take fluffy from you on Friday...(Rubs hands together) Want to come to a BBQ at my place on Sunday?
Co-worker- Thanks! That'll be a burden off my shoulders.... BBQ? Sounds fun!
You- Great on both accounts.... We're eating gator
Co-worker- I wonder what my other pets will taste like...

macpappy · 03-13-2009, 08:17 AM

Protected?
There is a trapping season on gators in Louisiana and you can also buy it in some supermarkets.

Take the tail meat and cut it in cubes, put it on skewers and bbq it.
And the jowl meat is real good.

03-13-2009, 03:20 AM	#1
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet I just know that this is going to fall on deaf ears but has your co-worker thought about contacting a local zoo about taking the gator instead of having you guys go all macho and killing a captive animal? __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

03-13-2009, 08:17 AM	#3
macpappy Rider on the storm. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Slidell, LA Posts: 851 Trading: (0)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet Protected? There is a trapping season on gators in Louisiana and you can also buy it in some supermarkets. Take the tail meat and cut it in cubes, put it on skewers and bbq it. And the jowl meat is real good. __________________ WARNING: I am a Southern White Male. I have a brain and I know how to use it.