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Still Watching My Back
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"Pursuant to Megan's Law, I am obligated to tell you that I am a convicted sex offender."
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Using the guise of plausible denial....
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I'm nuts for the place
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I have some more....
-Can I read your T shirt in brail? - Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after. - You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more? - I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock -Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. - I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead? ![]()
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not wrapped too tight....
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Ephesians 2:8
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I'm getting old! If I had used most of those in my day I would be sitting in jail now!
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Black Ops-SOB
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Chris
Location: SCS,MI(Somewere Cigar Smoking)
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Have you ever seen the fore peak of an ocean racer
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Rider on the storm.
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Illusione 888. Both times.
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WARNING: I am a Southern White Male. I have a brain and I know how to use it. |
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the next time a girl touches you like that look in her eyes...
you'll see dollar signs floating around :P |
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That (dress, shirt, bikini, or whatever she's wearing) is very becoming on you....of course if I was on you I'd be cumming too
If we were both squirrels would you let me bust my nut in your hole? never worked for me, but your results may vary |
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Ditat Deus
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Ever ride a fat boy?.....................................Want too?
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Have My Own Room
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Have My Own Room
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Gonna make you groove...
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Will herf for food
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Snob
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I <3 Huy
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Hi, did you know I am the world greatest tongue wrestler...want a title match?
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I'm nuts for the place
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I don't use pick up lines. When I was 21, I came up with a great idea (what I thought was a great idea, anyways): read cosmo. There's always articles in there about how a woman can tell if you're good in bed. It gives her things to look for. Just do those things. You know how many women read cosmo? I swear, it's like cheating.
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