BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever

Mugen910 · 03-13-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mrreindeer

Okay, it's true. And Mean D is the father of our child, I guess.

that poor poor child...didn't even have a chance at a good looks then..

You must be a speeding ticket...because you got FINE written all over you!!

LookAtBigErn82 · 03-13-2009, 02:33 PM

"Lets go back to my place and play army. I'll lay down and you can blow me away."

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, would it be ok if I came and visited you during the holidays?"

Whee · 03-13-2009, 02:35 PM

You must be milk, cuz you do my body good!

I feel a little dirty now...

03-13-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by LookAtBigErn82

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, would it be ok if I came and visited you during the holidays?"

BETWEEN THE HOLIDAYS!!!

Damn...you young'ns can't get a simple pickup line right!!!

tunes · 03-13-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tobii3

BETWEEN THE HOLIDAYS!!!

Damn...you young'ns can't get a simple pickup line right!!!

BamBam · 03-13-2009, 06:59 PM

The word of the day is "Legs"...spread the word

smokeyandthebandit05 · 03-13-2009, 07:03 PM

Man I love these!!! Keep em comin, Im taking notes!

Montano · 09-21-2010, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mugen910

You must be a speeding ticket...because you got FINE written all over you!!

03-13-2009, 02:33 PM	#2
LookAtBigErn82 Munson, Roy E.?? Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Steve Location: Kenosha, WI Posts: 178 Trading: (12)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever "Lets go back to my place and play army. I'll lay down and you can blow me away." "If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, would it be ok if I came and visited you during the holidays?" __________________ Finally, Big Ern is above the law!!

03-13-2009, 02:35 PM	#3
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,593 Trading: (17)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever You must be milk, cuz you do my body good! I feel a little dirty now... __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

03-13-2009, 06:59 PM	#6
BamBam Just Pipin' Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,299 Trading: (37)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever The word of the day is "Legs"...spread the word

03-13-2009, 07:03 PM	#7
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever Man I love these!!! Keep em comin, Im taking notes! __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3