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Old 10-15-2023, 09:11 PM   #541
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Take me down to the paradise city
where the grass is green
and the girl are pretty
God I hate that song. Thanks for the ear worm. Here’s one for you.

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
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Old 10-15-2023, 10:58 PM   #542
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Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know, the last one to show
I was the last one you thought you'd see there…
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Old 10-16-2023, 08:16 AM   #543
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Old 01-05-2024, 02:23 PM   #545
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Old 02-19-2024, 04:36 PM   #547
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Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Don/‘t tell me, I ain’t got nothing to de.
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Old 02-20-2024, 07:39 AM   #548
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Yeah, you got satin shoes
Yeah, you got plastic boots
Y'all got cocaine eyes
Yeah, you got speed freak jive, now
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Old 02-20-2024, 11:45 AM   #549
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Old 02-20-2024, 01:17 PM   #550
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Old 02-20-2024, 03:10 PM   #551
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Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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Old 02-20-2024, 03:34 PM   #552
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Can we get back to posting song lyrics?

Or should I close this thread?
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Old 02-20-2024, 10:49 PM   #553
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Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Out in the muskrat land
And they shimmy
Sam is so skinny
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'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie
Yeah, when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah, when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright
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Old 03-29-2024, 11:21 AM   #555
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When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars.


This is the dawning of the age if Aquarius, Aquarius. aquarrrrrriuiiuuuuuuuussssss
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I hate you, Ron. In the nicest of ways, tho.

Had to start up this earworm to get rid of yours.

Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played 'em all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
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Old 03-29-2024, 02:13 PM   #557
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I have had this stuck in my head for several days and I've no idea why. I haven't heard it in years.


There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone
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And when I get excited, my little China girl says, "ooh baby, just you shut your mouse".
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I have had this stuck in my head for several days and I've no idea why. I haven't heard it in years.


There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone
I'd just gotten it out of my head a day ago. Then on the way home from Home Depot this morning...

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The police in New York City
They chased a boy right through the park
And in a case of mistaken identity
The put a bullet through his heart
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