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Old 10-15-2023, 08:42 PM   #1
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Take me down to the paradise city
where the grass is green
and the girl are pretty
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Old 10-15-2023, 09:11 PM   #2
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God I hate that song. Thanks for the ear worm. Here’s one for you.

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
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Old 03-29-2024, 11:21 AM   #3
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When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars.


This is the dawning of the age if Aquarius, Aquarius. aquarrrrrriuiiuuuuuuuussssss
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Old 05-08-2024, 04:50 PM   #4
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Ba-dee-ya, say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya, dancin' in September
Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day
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Old 08-20-2025, 04:55 PM   #5
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Livin' fast and dying young like a endless poetry
My motor-psycho nightmare freak out inside of me
My soul salvation liberation on the drive
The power of the blaster move me faster
1965 yeah
Five yeah
Demon-warp is coming alive
In 1965, five, five
Gimme that, gimme that now, now, now
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Old 08-20-2025, 09:03 PM   #6
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Livin' fast and dying young like a endless poetry
My motor-psycho nightmare freak out inside of me
My soul salvation liberation on the drive
The power of the blaster move me faster
1965 yeah
Five yeah
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In 1965, five, five
Gimme that, gimme that now, now, now
I've always wondered just how high R.Z. was when writing a lot of his lyrics.
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Old 10-15-2023, 10:58 PM   #7
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Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know, the last one to show
I was the last one you thought you'd see there…
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