Wife having an affair - Page 2

09-29-2009, 09:38 AM

Did they all have cake afterwards?

icehog3 · 09-29-2009, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Texan in Mexico

Husband: I hope you wore Chinos, I can't stand corduroy soup!

Joe: They were actually Capri pants...and my name is really Josephine.

09-29-2009, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Joe: They were actually Capri pants...and my name is really Josephine.

That just brought this an entirely different direction!

Starscream · 09-29-2009, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dogface_313

That just brought this an entirely different direction!

It's ok. He's taking it back.

Starscream · 09-29-2009, 06:37 PM

Why did the little moron wear his read shirt?

He was on his way to Sunday School.

Wolfgang · 09-29-2009, 06:41 PM

Wife: Its Vegetable soup
Joe: Id like some too
Husband: Good after you finish your soup you will BE a vegetable...........

09-29-2009, 07:49 PM

i dont get it.

MajorCaptSilly · 09-29-2009, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by slyder

i dont get it.

Have you read the manual?

MCS

TheTraveler · 09-29-2009, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by slyder

i dont get it.

Joe got it.

chippewastud79 · 09-29-2009, 07:57 PM

Now thats funny

BlackDog · 10-09-2009, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ahc4353

Did they all have cake afterwards?

I like pie.
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Starscream · 10-14-2009, 12:11 PM

I read the manual, but I still don't understand how to insert Tab A into slot F.

Friggin' Happy Meal boxes.

TheTraveler · 10-14-2009, 12:13 PM

Did Joe make it home OK? He missed poker night last night which isn't too big a deal except that it was his turn to buy the beer.

MajorCaptSilly · 10-14-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TheTraveler

Did Joe make it home OK? He missed poker night last night which isn't too big a deal except that it was his turn to buy the beer.

Joe is in a focus group.

MCS

MajorCaptSilly · 11-04-2009, 05:21 AM

Two identical twin men walk into a bar and notice two identical twin women sitting at a table. The first man turns to his brother and says "I got a free tire rotation with an oil change at Leo's Garage".

MCS

MajorCaptSilly · 11-20-2009, 08:21 PM

A priest, a rabbi, and a copier salesman walk into a grocery store. They buy all the Bazooka gum and go to the park.

MCS

Starscream · 11-20-2009, 10:29 PM

Bazooka Joe is underrated.

Bazooka Joe, Steve Smith, and Archie all went to the bar. Betty, Veronica, and Jughead were all at the far corner of the bar. Bazooka Joe saw Jughead and beat the pure-t **** out of his jabroni ass.
The end.

Starscream · 11-20-2009, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

Joe is in a focus group.

MCS

I hate focus group meetings at work.

Mark · 11-20-2009, 10:56 PM

There has been a distinct lack of silly around here lately. Thanks for taking one for the team and bringing us up to quota, Major Captain.

LasciviousXXX · 11-20-2009, 11:09 PM

William Tom Frank

09-29-2009, 09:38 AM	#21
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Wife having an affair Did they all have cake afterwards?

09-29-2009, 06:37 PM	#25
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Wife having an affair Why did the little moron wear his read shirt? He was on his way to Sunday School. __________________ Insert quote here.

09-29-2009, 06:41 PM	#26
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Wife having an affair Wife: Its Vegetable soup Joe: Id like some too Husband: Good after you finish your soup you will BE a vegetable........... __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

09-29-2009, 07:49 PM	#27
slyder Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Wife having an affair i dont get it.

09-29-2009, 07:57 PM	#30
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Wife having an affair Now thats funny __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

10-14-2009, 12:11 PM	#32
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Wife having an affair I read the manual, but I still don't understand how to insert Tab A into slot F. Friggin' Happy Meal boxes. __________________ Insert quote here.

10-14-2009, 12:13 PM	#33
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Wife having an affair Did Joe make it home OK? He missed poker night last night which isn't too big a deal except that it was his turn to buy the beer. __________________ "My life is my own."

11-04-2009, 05:21 AM	#35
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Wife having an affair Two identical twin men walk into a bar and notice two identical twin women sitting at a table. The first man turns to his brother and says "I got a free tire rotation with an oil change at Leo's Garage". MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

11-20-2009, 08:21 PM	#36
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Wife having an affair A priest, a rabbi, and a copier salesman walk into a grocery store. They buy all the Bazooka gum and go to the park. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

11-20-2009, 10:29 PM	#37
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Wife having an affair Bazooka Joe is underrated. Bazooka Joe, Steve Smith, and Archie all went to the bar. Betty, Veronica, and Jughead were all at the far corner of the bar. Bazooka Joe saw Jughead and beat the pure-t **** out of his jabroni ass. The end. __________________ Insert quote here.

11-20-2009, 10:56 PM	#39
Mark Tarheel. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Chapel Hill, NC Posts: 407 Trading: (1)	Re: Wife having an affair There has been a distinct lack of silly around here lately. Thanks for taking one for the team and bringing us up to quota, Major Captain.

11-20-2009, 11:09 PM	#40
LasciviousXXX Team of 11...Always Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Týr Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,579 Trading: (8)	Re: Wife having an affair William Tom Frank