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Old 10-14-2009, 01:20 PM   #1
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Did Joe make it home OK? He missed poker night last night which isn't too big a deal except that it was his turn to buy the beer.
Joe is in a focus group.

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Old 11-04-2009, 05:21 AM   #2
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Two identical twin men walk into a bar and notice two identical twin women sitting at a table. The first man turns to his brother and says "I got a free tire rotation with an oil change at Leo's Garage".

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Old 11-20-2009, 08:21 PM   #3
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A priest, a rabbi, and a copier salesman walk into a grocery store. They buy all the Bazooka gum and go to the park.

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Old 11-20-2009, 10:29 PM   #4
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Bazooka Joe is underrated.


Bazooka Joe, Steve Smith, and Archie all went to the bar. Betty, Veronica, and Jughead were all at the far corner of the bar. Bazooka Joe saw Jughead and beat the pure-t **** out of his jabroni ass.
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There has been a distinct lack of silly around here lately. Thanks for taking one for the team and bringing us up to quota, Major Captain.
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