Texts From Last Night....a website - Page 2

04-30-2009, 09:47 AM

Omg omg omg

md4958 · 04-30-2009, 09:47 AM

heres one for Dunng

(206): Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals

357 · 04-30-2009, 09:53 AM

(603): Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
(1-603): No...more like a life jacket.

I think we've all been there...

04-30-2009, 09:55 AM

Hahahahah, on both of those.

04-30-2009, 09:58 AM

Thanks for the laugh, the site's making its way around work now

357 · 04-30-2009, 10:01 AM

(973): haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
(630): savin' lives aint cheap

357 · 04-30-2009, 10:11 AM

I admit it took me a minute to get this one...

(602): how was that guy you hooked up with?
(415): i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing

04-30-2009, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 357

I admit it took me a minute to get this one...

(602): how was that guy you hooked up with?
(415): i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing

dunng · 04-30-2009, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

heres one for Dunng

(206): Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals

So true...

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Mugen910 · 04-30-2009, 09:59 AM

(405): Yeah, i think she was German or something.
(1-405): No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.

So mean but funny!

LooseCard · 04-30-2009, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

(617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

how do i get this girls number??

I don't think that it would be a good idea for you to meat her.

WildBlueSooner · 04-30-2009, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LooseCard

I don't think that it would be a good idea for you to meat her.

Please tell me that is an intentional pun

04-30-2009, 10:16 AM

lol funny

King James · 04-30-2009, 10:17 AM

(832): I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.

hahahaha

Mugen910 · 04-30-2009, 10:29 AM

oh man sooo wrong!!

Smokin Gator · 04-30-2009, 10:55 AM

LOL... this site is classic:

(401): my mouth tastes like poor choices

04-30-2009, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokin gator

lol... This site is classic:

(401): My mouth tastes like poor choices

awesome

357 · 04-30-2009, 10:59 AM

That one is hilarious..

More:
(859): I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
(1-859): Thanks for throwing up on me.

Smokin Gator · 04-30-2009, 11:04 AM

603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

Smokin Gator · 04-30-2009, 11:08 AM

(847): Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.

04-30-2009, 09:47 AM	#1
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website Omg omg omg

04-30-2009, 09:47 AM	#2
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website heres one for Dunng (206): Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

04-30-2009, 09:53 AM	#3
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (603): Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet? (1-603): No...more like a life jacket. I think we've all been there... __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-30-2009, 09:55 AM	#4
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website Hahahahah, on both of those.

04-30-2009, 09:58 AM	#5
-MG- Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website Thanks for the laugh, the site's making its way around work now

04-30-2009, 10:01 AM	#6
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (973): haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance?? (630): savin' lives aint cheap __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-30-2009, 10:11 AM	#7
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website I admit it took me a minute to get this one... (602): how was that guy you hooked up with? (415): i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-30-2009, 09:59 AM	#10
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (405): Yeah, i think she was German or something. (1-405): No dude, she's just got a speech impediment. So mean but funny! __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

04-30-2009, 10:16 AM	#13
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website lol funny

04-30-2009, 10:17 AM	#14
King James Regard Me! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jim Location: Dark Side Of The Moon Posts: 2,565 Trading: (2)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (832): I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store. hahahaha __________________ Mob Herfin' Since 2006

04-30-2009, 10:29 AM	#15
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website oh man sooo wrong!! __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

04-30-2009, 10:55 AM	#16
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website LOL... this site is classic: (401): my mouth tastes like poor choices __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

04-30-2009, 10:59 AM	#18
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website That one is hilarious.. More: (859): I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night. (1-859): Thanks for throwing up on me. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-30-2009, 11:04 AM	#19
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website 603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels (1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

04-30-2009, 11:08 AM	#20
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (847): Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part. __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade