Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. - Page 2

icehog3 · 09-23-2013, 04:23 PM

There once was a wussy named Scott,
Who is only content when it's hot,
Blah blah blah blah blah,
Blah blah blah blah blah,
My big size 12 up your ass.

LasciviousXXX · 09-23-2013, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

There once was a wussy named Scott,
Who is only content when it's hot,
Blah blah blah blah blah,
Blah blah blah blah blah,
My big size 12 up your ass.

Ashcan Bill · 09-23-2013, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

There once was a wussy named Scott,
Who is only content when it's hot,
Blah blah blah blah blah,
Blah blah blah blah blah,
My big size 12 up your ass.

I'm not even gonna try. I know when I'm beat.

icehog3 · 09-23-2013, 08:32 PM

Thanks, Bill!

Scott...it's coming:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/xKy2lLNQYrI?rel=0

smokin5 · 09-23-2013, 08:32 PM

There once was a man from Pawtucket
Who told Scotty-Boy to just suck it
Your bra isn't brass
And you won't freeze your ass
Just kick the cold before the ol' bucket.

(43 degrees here this morning.
And still smokin on the deck this evening.)

shilala · 09-24-2013, 09:35 AM

It was a balmy 64 this morning. In the bedroom.
38 outside.
I think I'll b1tch for the rest of the winter about this nonsense.

(I switched to Haiku cause I didn't have another sentence.)

stearns · 09-24-2013, 09:39 AM

don't know the rules of haiku's, but that doesn't sound like one

shilala · 09-24-2013, 09:44 AM

I consider haiku rules to be unnecessarily restraining and borderline Marxist, Ben.
Plus I don't know them, and I couldn't possibly do one even if I gave it an honest effort.
You should see how excited I get when I make a rhyme by mistake. That's cause I suck at poetry, too.

stearns · 09-24-2013, 09:53 AM

Blueface · 09-24-2013, 09:53 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I find the winter dred
So screw being there with you

MrClean · 09-24-2013, 09:58 AM

The heat is gone we say goodbye to summer
I’m really wondering about that hummer
My mental guitar I will soon be strumming
Because……winter is coming

That's really the extent of my poetic side

shilala · 09-24-2013, 11:19 AM

I hate to call this the winner, but, I mean, really?
If this doesn't speak to you, you need to work on your artsiness.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

There once was a wussy named Scott,
Who is only content when it's hot,
Blah blah blah blah blah,
Blah blah blah blah blah,
My big size 12 up your ass.

Blak Smyth · 09-24-2013, 11:41 AM

This thread had me reading and thinking everything in the format of a poem yesterday.
Chit, that didn't ryme.

cmitch · 09-24-2013, 11:48 AM

Being cold is just another series
Of complaints that
My wife continually moans and
B!+ches about.

Sometimes, though, she gets
Cold for no reason like the
One time he had the heater of
The car blowing on her legs.
That's cold natured!

Ashcan Bill · 09-24-2013, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

It was a balmy 64 this morning. In the bedroom.
38 outside.
I think I'll b1tch for the rest of the winter about this nonsense.

Now there's a real coincidence. It's 38 here too!

Inside my fridge.

Actually it's cooling down here as well. They say it could drop all the way into the seventies at the end of the week. Time to put away the summer tank tops and dig out the fall tee shirts. Fortunately we're still a long ways from the winter sweat shirts.

Of course those wardrobe choices only apply when I'm smoking out in the courtyard.

shilala · 09-24-2013, 11:59 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfBvVXK5OLo

pektel · 09-24-2013, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

I consider haiku rules to be unnecessarily restraining and borderline Marxist, Ben.
Plus I don't know them, and I couldn't possibly do one even if I gave it an honest effort.
You should see how excited I get when I make a rhyme by mistake. That's cause I suck at poetry, too.

Five short syllables
Seven longer syllables
Five more syllables.

So there you have it
A haiku definition
Typed as a haiku.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

shilala · 09-24-2013, 12:17 PM

Got it, Peter.

I carried my ass
to the shop. Motivation
is in short supply.

And it's pretty damn
cold out here. Can't say as I'm
really feelin it.

CigarNut · 09-24-2013, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

Got it, Peter.

I carried my ass
to the shop. Motivation
is in short supply.

And it's pretty damn
cold out here. Can't say as I'm
really feelin it.

Porch Dweller · 09-24-2013, 01:12 PM

Haikus for you

Winter coming soon
Big deal, I'm stuck on Gulf Coast
Cold here means fifty.

I enjoy the cold
Yet we keep getting stationed
In desert or South.

Warm, cold, either way
I'll fire up a cigar
And sip some whiskey.

09-23-2013, 04:23 PM	#21
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,282 Trading: (60)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. There once was a wussy named Scott, Who is only content when it's hot, Blah blah blah blah blah, Blah blah blah blah blah, My big size 12 up your ass. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-23-2013, 08:32 PM	#24
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,282 Trading: (60)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. Thanks, Bill! Scott...it's coming: http://www.youtube.com/embed/xKy2lLNQYrI?rel=0 __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. There once was a man from Pawtucket Who told Scotty-Boy to just suck it Your bra isn't brass And you won't freeze your ass Just kick the cold before the ol' bucket. (43 degrees here this morning. And still smokin on the deck this evening.) __________________ Pobody's Nerfect. Last edited by smokin5; 09-23-2013 at 08:34 PM. Reason: The voices told me to.

09-24-2013, 09:35 AM	#26
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. It was a balmy 64 this morning. In the bedroom. 38 outside. I think I'll b1tch for the rest of the winter about this nonsense. (I switched to Haiku cause I didn't have another sentence.) __________________

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stearns Dogbert Consultant Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ben Location: Park Hill Posts: 5,386 Trading: (50)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. don't know the rules of haiku's, but that doesn't sound like one __________________ "Ignoring all the racket of conventional reality" - Keller Williams

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shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. I consider haiku rules to be unnecessarily restraining and borderline Marxist, Ben. Plus I don't know them, and I couldn't possibly do one even if I gave it an honest effort. You should see how excited I get when I make a rhyme by mistake. That's cause I suck at poetry, too. __________________

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stearns Dogbert Consultant Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ben Location: Park Hill Posts: 5,386 Trading: (50)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. __________________ "Ignoring all the racket of conventional reality" - Keller Williams

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09-24-2013, 11:59 AM	#36
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfBvVXK5OLo __________________

09-24-2013, 12:17 PM	#38
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. Got it, Peter. I carried my ass to the shop. Motivation is in short supply. And it's pretty damn cold out here. Can't say as I'm really feelin it. __________________

09-24-2013, 01:12 PM	#40
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,391 Trading: (24)	Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold. Haikus for you Winter coming soon Big deal, I'm stuck on Gulf Coast Cold here means fifty. I enjoy the cold Yet we keep getting stationed In desert or South. Warm, cold, either way I'll fire up a cigar And sip some whiskey. __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone