Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

52 degrees out there. Windy, rain sprinkles, gray and crappy.
73 in here and I'm froze already.
Fortunately this will only last about 8 months, otherwise I'd go mental.
I am, without argument, the biggest cold wussy that ever lived.

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

If you could make your response in the form of a wonderful poem like I did, that'd be swell. :tu

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

Warm is nice,
Cold is neat.
Suck it up Scotty,
Better than frostbite on your feet. :r :r

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My wife is going to be disappointed she's lost her crown.
It's entirely possible I'll get cut-off, then I'll be down.
You, my friend, are indeed a huge, huge wussy.
And the worst part is Tim gets no ...drawing a blank here... :)

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

My Mom lives in Allen, TX and she has a similar issue with cold. She uses a snuggie and an electric blanket (but she's 79), so maybe this will work for you?

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/p...psb997d12a.jpg <<<<<<< Click On Me!

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

light a fire, sing a song
because summer is long gone
bubs is laughing because he has fur uncut
but you can laugh because he's about to lose a nut :D

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There was once a gentle lad named Scott,
who felt a cold draft on his crotch.
Dealing with his frustration of age,
he danced in a pantless rage.

While this thread may become a roast,
at least you've got hotdog bun toast!
So stay warm by the fire, Until you expire.
Or go build me a Partagas boat!

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
While your sidewalk freezes
I'll be catching the South Florida breezes
But don't you fret thinking it will be all fun
Everyone knows you can burn in the Florida sun
So as you get your shovels in motion
I will be putting on my protective lotion

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

I got nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then I am in Florida too.:r

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A wuss you are,
About this you are correct,
If you were big and green I'd say you were Shreked,
Seems you are not and that was just some cold caused snot.
Poor poor Bubs, little doggy roaming the cold frosty halls,
While that bastard Scott plots and plans with glee about cutting off his balls.

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

*****in about the cold won't do you no good.
Just make sure the snow is off your hood.

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

I hate the cooler weather. Give me summer all year long...

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

oh come on, that didn't even rhyme :c

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I like it warm, I like it cold...
But then again I'm not that old.
I like to golf, I like to ski...
I can spell my name in the snow will pee.
As long as its not too hot it matters not
So just buy the snuggie and quit whining, Scott.
:D

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

Roses are red
Scotts balls are blue.
Quit whining about the cold
Don't you have some woodworking to do?

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Summer is warm and it is fun.
But the fall is cooler and so much better.
Lots of places you can't go nude in the sun,
But when its cold you can always grab a fricken blanket. :tu

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

There once was a guy from Pennsylvania,
He was wuss.
That is all.


Did I win?

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

Haiku:

cold comes after hot
snow comes after sun turns grey
Scott will freeze his ass

Re: Let Me Be The First To B1tch About The Cold.
 

Get off my lawn you damn kids! :sl

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I love the Summer, many cigars I burn.
Though I feel the change, the leaves will turn.
It's okay, even after Fall.
Because my friend Stickley, has Garagemahal.