Fiber One and work - Page 2

jjirons69 · 07-06-2009, 07:47 PM

Go to Costco - they sell boxes of 30. Eat one for breakfast, one for lunch, and one for supper. It's the damnest thing you'll ever experience. Hell, eat 2 or 3 a few hours before you go golfing with your buddies. You'll be the hit of the day and they'll go home with a new hero. My kids see them coming out of the pantry and they start with the "oh no, not the fart bars again!"

To those who think I'm kidding...and want a good laugh!

http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/...e-me-Fart.html

Whee · 07-06-2009, 08:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrAEt7iwgb0

Wish I could've found the Bob and Tom version, but this'll do.

rizzle · 07-07-2009, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by taltos

Scratch and sniff?

Racing stripes?

Steve · 07-07-2009, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by rizzle

Racing stripes?

On a tangent...had a discussion the other day with some friends from South Africa about local colloquialisms that they confroted when they first came to America. This was one that really cracked him up!

BlackDog · 07-07-2009, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by rizzle

Racing stripes?

Mmmmm Bacon!

trader1974 · 07-07-2009, 10:30 AM

I can laugh because I eat them too, had one this morning as a matter of fact. The problem is I read your post while on the phone with my wife listening to her complain about our kids fussing and fighting today. Not the best time to be trying to hold in laughter!

GWN · 07-07-2009, 05:04 PM

I just hope you don't work somewhere that they have infrared cameras
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjwNZkyoZ88

kelmac07 · 07-07-2009, 05:29 PM

I feel for ya brother!!

Anthem · 07-07-2009, 05:38 PM

I love these too - I always have some in the house and I usually take one to work to have mid-morning. My coworkers, well I'm not sure they like them as much...

Old Sailor · 07-07-2009, 05:40 PM

For the love of God, don't tell Peter about these!!!

Bubba - NJ · 07-07-2009, 07:37 PM

Now the bars don't really have that effect on me but the cereal . My God , Damn the torpedoes ! The cereal makes me phart so much that my balloon not gets sore from all the flapping and vibrating . Couldn't finish the box and when I mentioned it to my father in-law he just shook his head back and forth saying "man oh man" pointing with his thumb sideways at my mother in-law .

kgraybill · 07-07-2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SeanGAR

As long as you post the appropriate warning you're fine.

I thought thats what the sound of the fart was for.

cbsmokin · 07-08-2009, 01:42 PM

I'm pretty sure I am gonna try this just for fun.

I think I will wait until I have really bad beer farts and I will down one of these.

TheTraveler · 07-08-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cbsmokin

I'm pretty sure I am gonna try this just for fun.

I think I will wait until I have really bad beer farts and I will down one of these.

Bring extra pants and underwear with you! That could be a powerful combination!

taltos · 07-08-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by cbsmokin

I'm pretty sure I am gonna try this just for fun.

I think I will wait until I have really bad beer farts and I will down one of these.

Eat a large bowl of oatmeal also and have a large salad the night before.

07-08-2009, 06:47 PM

I eat a lot of these things, no wonder....

Steve · 07-08-2009, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

Eat a large bowl of oatmeal also and have a large salad the night before.

That Sir, sounds like a Recipe for Disaster!!!

taltos · 07-08-2009, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by steve

That Sir, sounds like a Recipe for Disaster!!!

It is a solution to our gas crisis.

Steve · 07-08-2009, 07:32 PM

icehog3 · 07-08-2009, 08:39 PM

Still tough to beat a 10 pack of White Castle sliders and a 6 pack of Old Milwaukee.

07-06-2009, 07:47 PM	#21
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Fiber One and work Go to Costco - they sell boxes of 30. Eat one for breakfast, one for lunch, and one for supper. It's the damnest thing you'll ever experience. Hell, eat 2 or 3 a few hours before you go golfing with your buddies. You'll be the hit of the day and they'll go home with a new hero. My kids see them coming out of the pantry and they start with the "oh no, not the fart bars again!" To those who think I'm kidding...and want a good laugh! http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/...e-me-Fart.html __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

07-06-2009, 08:13 PM	#22
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,591 Trading: (17)	Re: Fiber One and work http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrAEt7iwgb0 Wish I could've found the Bob and Tom version, but this'll do. __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

07-07-2009, 10:30 AM	#26
trader1974 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Austin Location: Kentucky Posts: 193 Trading: (4)	Re: Fiber One and work I can laugh because I eat them too, had one this morning as a matter of fact. The problem is I read your post while on the phone with my wife listening to her complain about our kids fussing and fighting today. Not the best time to be trying to hold in laughter!

07-07-2009, 05:04 PM	#27
GWN Snow City Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Barrie, Ontario Posts: 898 Trading: (10)	Re: Fiber One and work I just hope you don't work somewhere that they have infrared cameras www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjwNZkyoZ88 __________________

07-07-2009, 05:29 PM	#28
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Fiber One and work I feel for ya brother!!

07-07-2009, 05:38 PM	#29
Anthem Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 619 Trading: (18)	Re: Fiber One and work I love these too - I always have some in the house and I usually take one to work to have mid-morning. My coworkers, well I'm not sure they like them as much... __________________ "Cigar smoking knows no politics. It's about the pursuit of pleasure, taste, and aroma."

07-07-2009, 05:40 PM	#30
Old Sailor Black Ops - S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Side Porta!! Kingsville, Ont., Canada Posts: 4,197 Trading: (22)	Re: Fiber One and work For the love of God, don't tell Peter about these!!! __________________ Canadian Armed Forces 1976! Canadian Coast Guard, retired in 2012 after 32 years!!

07-07-2009, 07:37 PM	#31
Bubba - NJ Deep Cherry Finish Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rolf Location: Tatooine Posts: 780 Trading: (4)	Re: Fiber One and work Now the bars don't really have that effect on me but the cereal . My God , Damn the torpedoes ! The cereal makes me phart so much that my balloon not gets sore from all the flapping and vibrating . Couldn't finish the box and when I mentioned it to my father in-law he just shook his head back and forth saying "man oh man" pointing with his thumb sideways at my mother in-law . __________________ Royale with cheese

07-08-2009, 01:42 PM	#33
cbsmokin Looking for the Apex Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Craig Location: In da ATL Posts: 880 Trading: (10)	Re: Fiber One and work I'm pretty sure I am gonna try this just for fun. I think I will wait until I have really bad beer farts and I will down one of these. __________________ Check out C.A.R.B. IV http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...840#post879840

07-08-2009, 06:47 PM	#36
DougBushBC Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Fiber One and work I eat a lot of these things, no wonder....

07-08-2009, 07:32 PM	#39
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Fiber One and work __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

07-08-2009, 08:39 PM	#40
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,223 Trading: (60)	Re: Fiber One and work Still tough to beat a 10 pack of White Castle sliders and a 6 pack of Old Milwaukee. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!