Interesting Statistics thread - Page 2

Devanmc · 03-20-2011, 08:11 PM

According to the U. S. Census of 2004, 9.4% of the US citizens 25 and older hold a graduate or professional degree.

T.G · 03-20-2011, 08:28 PM

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Legend has it that 98.2% of all Cuban cigars in the US are fake.

Looks like my data was a bit stinky, it's down to 95% now.

Devanmc · 03-20-2011, 08:52 PM

so whats that say about the ones in the humi?

oh well they taste good.

T.G · 03-20-2011, 09:04 PM

I dunno - ask the source of the statistic, after all, there's famed writers in most cigar books and all cigar magazines reporting that to back him up.

Devanmc · 03-20-2011, 09:50 PM

well its a shame i have opinions about things ive never actually smoked then...

SeanGAR · 03-20-2011, 09:51 PM

64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about

JaKaacH · 03-20-2011, 10:35 PM

American Society of Microbiology study revealed that only 75 percent of women and 50 percent of men wash their hands after using the toilet. Only 33 percent of middle and high school females wash, and only 8 percent of males

forgop · 03-21-2011, 12:35 AM

Only in America can a group of people whose job approval is around 25% have a 90+% retention rate.

Patrick B · 03-21-2011, 01:00 AM

You guys read Freakonomics? Facsinating book.

JaKaacH · 03-22-2011, 02:27 PM

This year October will have 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays and 5 Saturdays.

N2 GOLD · 03-22-2011, 02:56 PM

I have two,

1. Every U.S. bill regardless of denomination costs just 4 cents to make.

2. Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. (true fact)

icehog3 · 03-22-2011, 03:12 PM

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2. Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. (true fact)

Well, there goes one more thing off my bucket list.

MedicCook · 03-22-2011, 03:17 PM

The average major league career of a baseball is 5 to 7 pitches.

DennisP · 03-22-2011, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Well, there goes one more thing off my bucket list.

Hmmm, one more thing to add to my bucket list.

MedicCook · 03-22-2011, 03:18 PM

The average human produces 25,000 quarts of saliva in a lifetime, enough to fill two swimming pools.

MedicCook · 03-22-2011, 03:21 PM

Average life expectancy ( in seconds ) of an enemy soldier in a Chuck Norris film : 4

smokin5 · 03-22-2011, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SeanGAR

64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about

And 98.7% of Americans don't know the rest of that song:

They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain
97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain
I'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime
99 percent think we're 3 percent 100 percent of the time

64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about

Too much to think about
Too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It's too much to think about

They say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bullshit you'll never need
84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed
Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success
Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population
Drinks to an alarming excess
More money, more stress

It's too much to think about
Too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It's too much to think about
Pick it now

84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their f**kin' jobs
They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs
There's this little bank not far from here I've been watching now for a while
Lately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style

And it's too much to think about
Too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It's too much to think about
That's right
It's too much to think about
Amen
It's too much to think about

Todd Snider, "Statistician's Blues"

icehog3 · 03-22-2011, 10:22 PM

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Todd Snider, "Statistician's Blues"

Todd Snider?

Todd Snider???

He owes me money!

St. Lou Stu · 03-22-2011, 10:27 PM

60% of the time, it works every time.

- This stat brought to you by Sex Panther Cologne

03-22-2011, 10:32 PM

7 percent of people would murder another person for $10 million.
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03-20-2011, 08:11 PM	#21
Devanmc Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Devan Location: The Zoo Posts: 1,971 Trading: (40)	Re: Interesting Statistics thread According to the U. S. Census of 2004, 9.4% of the US citizens 25 and older hold a graduate or professional degree. __________________ I spent a lot of my money on booze, cigars, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered. -George Best

03-20-2011, 08:52 PM	#23
Devanmc Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Devan Location: The Zoo Posts: 1,971 Trading: (40)	Re: Interesting Statistics thread so whats that say about the ones in the humi? oh well they taste good. __________________ I spent a lot of my money on booze, cigars, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered. -George Best

03-20-2011, 09:04 PM	#24
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: Interesting Statistics thread I dunno - ask the source of the statistic, after all, there's famed writers in most cigar books and all cigar magazines reporting that to back him up.

03-20-2011, 09:50 PM	#25
Devanmc Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Devan Location: The Zoo Posts: 1,971 Trading: (40)	Re: Interesting Statistics thread well its a shame i have opinions about things ive never actually smoked then... __________________ I spent a lot of my money on booze, cigars, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered. -George Best

03-20-2011, 09:51 PM	#26
SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	Re: Interesting Statistics thread 64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot 82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt I need another double shot of something 90 proof I got too much to think about __________________ How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

03-20-2011, 10:35 PM	#27
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: Interesting Statistics thread American Society of Microbiology study revealed that only 75 percent of women and 50 percent of men wash their hands after using the toilet. Only 33 percent of middle and high school females wash, and only 8 percent of males __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

03-21-2011, 12:35 AM	#28
forgop Not a puffer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Duane Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 2,869 Trading: (40)	Re: Interesting Statistics thread Only in America can a group of people whose job approval is around 25% have a 90+% retention rate.

03-21-2011, 01:00 AM	#29
Patrick B Feeling at Home Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Cincinnati OH Posts: 713 Trading: (6)	Re: Interesting Statistics thread You guys read Freakonomics? Facsinating book.

03-22-2011, 02:27 PM	#30
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: Interesting Statistics thread This year October will have 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays and 5 Saturdays. __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

03-22-2011, 02:56 PM	#31
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Interesting Statistics thread I have two, 1. Every U.S. bill regardless of denomination costs just 4 cents to make. 2. Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. (true fact) __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

03-22-2011, 03:17 PM	#33
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Interesting Statistics thread The average major league career of a baseball is 5 to 7 pitches. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

03-22-2011, 03:18 PM	#35
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Interesting Statistics thread The average human produces 25,000 quarts of saliva in a lifetime, enough to fill two swimming pools. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

03-22-2011, 03:21 PM	#36
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Interesting Statistics thread Average life expectancy ( in seconds ) of an enemy soldier in a Chuck Norris film : 4 __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

03-22-2011, 10:27 PM	#39
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: Interesting Statistics thread 60% of the time, it works every time. - This stat brought to you by Sex Panther Cologne __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

03-22-2011, 10:32 PM	#40
ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Interesting Statistics thread 7 percent of people would murder another person for $10 million. Posted via Mobile Device