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Old 09-29-2009, 10:38 AM   #21
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Did they all have cake afterwards?
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Old 09-29-2009, 11:49 AM   #22
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Husband: I hope you wore Chinos, I can't stand corduroy soup!
Joe: They were actually Capri pants...and my name is really Josephine.
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Joe: They were actually Capri pants...and my name is really Josephine.
That just brought this an entirely different direction!
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Old 09-29-2009, 07:36 PM   #24
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That just brought this an entirely different direction!
It's ok. He's taking it back.
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Why did the little moron wear his read shirt?

He was on his way to Sunday School.
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Wife: Its Vegetable soup
Joe: Id like some too
Husband: Good after you finish your soup you will BE a vegetable...........


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i dont get it.
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Old 09-29-2009, 08:51 PM   #28
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i dont get it.
Have you read the manual?

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Old 09-29-2009, 08:51 PM   #29
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i dont get it.
Joe got it.
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Old 09-29-2009, 08:57 PM   #30
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Now thats funny
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Old 10-09-2009, 09:47 AM   #31
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:11 PM   #32
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I read the manual, but I still don't understand how to insert Tab A into slot F.
Friggin' Happy Meal boxes.
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:13 PM   #33
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Did Joe make it home OK? He missed poker night last night which isn't too big a deal except that it was his turn to buy the beer.
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:20 PM   #34
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Did Joe make it home OK? He missed poker night last night which isn't too big a deal except that it was his turn to buy the beer.
Joe is in a focus group.

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Old 11-04-2009, 06:21 AM   #35
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Two identical twin men walk into a bar and notice two identical twin women sitting at a table. The first man turns to his brother and says "I got a free tire rotation with an oil change at Leo's Garage".

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Old 11-20-2009, 09:21 PM   #36
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A priest, a rabbi, and a copier salesman walk into a grocery store. They buy all the Bazooka gum and go to the park.

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Old 11-20-2009, 11:29 PM   #37
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Bazooka Joe is underrated.


Bazooka Joe, Steve Smith, and Archie all went to the bar. Betty, Veronica, and Jughead were all at the far corner of the bar. Bazooka Joe saw Jughead and beat the pure-t **** out of his jabroni ass.
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Old 11-20-2009, 11:56 PM   #39
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There has been a distinct lack of silly around here lately. Thanks for taking one for the team and bringing us up to quota, Major Captain.
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