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Learned to Love the Bomb
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-National Geographic Channel calling itself "Nat Geo"
-Volkswagen calling itself "Vee Dub" -People who don't understand what yield signs mean -Cigars with draw problems -Lawyers advertising to help people whose "lives were ruined by DWI charges" -"Irregardless" -Trekkies -Cashiers who explain how to use the credit card reader, as I'm using it -People who make hand gestures while talking on cell phone earpieces in public -People talking on cell phone earpieces in public -"Zero Sugar" -When the grocery store changes the aisles around for no reason -People who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" -Matches that break when you try to strike them -Automated "customer service" lines -Boaters who run over my fishing lines -Those little fake post-it notes on the front of my newspaper -The server being down -When the media uses the phrase "woman __________", as in "woman athlete" as if using the word "female" is a bad thing. Here's a cheat sheet, geniuses: Man on the street: Woman on the street Male volleyball player: Female volleyball player -Gout -Having to update the PS3 -Valspar calling their new line of paint "Hi-Def" -That crazy cat of hers -Internet auction sellers who say "No Reserve!" but have a huge starting bid -The memory card being full -Volkswagen trying to get people to punch each other when they see a Volkswagen when the game IS ONLY FOR VW BUGS. (That's two, VW.) -"Did you want the value meal?" Did I ask for the value meal? Then, NO. -Fake "Reality" shows -The fact that Joaquin Phoenix's Letterman appearances are considered news -People who come way too early to garage sales -People who leave their shopping carts loose in the lot when there is a cart corral RIGHT THERE -People who wait for the closest parking space for five minutes, blocking traffic, when there is an empty spot maybe 75 feet farther away from the store -Losing my bait -Losing the fish -Losing my entire rod and reel to a fish when I'm busy lighting a cigar -People who end their sentences with prepositions -Forgetting to put the garbage out -Remembering to put the garbage out and forgetting it's a holiday -Peter Gabriel's "The Power of the Heart" -People who set the AC to -20 degrees when it gets over 75 outside -Protesters AND -People who complain about the little stuff
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I can no longer sit back and allow... the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. |
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Mila smoked my cigar
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"If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff |
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Learned to Love the Bomb
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This is not a complete list, by the way.
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Mila smoked my cigar
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Just like hotwater heater.
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Admiral Douchebag
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Feeling up at Home
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BTW- I'm a Star Wars guy. And don't tell me you can be BOTH. It's one or the other, like Chevys and Fords.
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Admiral Douchebag
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![]() ![]() I have never seen one of the Star Wars movies, honest. And I drive a Chevy Avalanche. If you tell me you are a Ford guy, I will just crawl in my hole and hibernate. ![]()
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Mila smoked my cigar
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I don't discriminate when it comes to cars. As long as it runs and I have no car payment I will drive it.
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"If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff |
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Shepard of the sheeple
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I got one...how about losing my great cigar while fishing. I always seem to loose a Mag 50 or some other steller smoke to the water.
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Learned to Love the Bomb
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I can no longer sit back and allow... the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. |
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Have My Own Room
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Im with you on this one "People who don't understand what yield signs mean" and I bet orientate is on that list somewhere. That one drives me nuts.
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Learned to Love the Bomb
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Absolutely annoying. I can close my eyes and see one particular Trinidad floating in Lake George...
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Learned to Love the Bomb
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How about "Hoo-ah"?
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I'm nuts for the place
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Bring the pain!
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Tiki - I agree with several of those, but I COMPLETELY agree with the Valspar hi-def ****. So lame.
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I'm nuts for the place
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I'll add one. People who park their cars on their grass when they have a perfectly good driveway.
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BR549
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I am especially annoyed by the cashier telling me how to use the credit machine while I am using it. They will say push the green button and it isn't even to the point where you can yet. They act like it's the first time you have ever used it and I have been using a debit/checkcard since before most of them were born.
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Have My Own Room
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Dear Lord, Thank You.
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- When I run out of drugs, and these things start to bother me.
![]() - Extreme. Extreme anything. Deodorant is not Extreme, nor does it get a brother laid. Soda is not Extreme. I just want to go back to Awesome. Awesome was truly Awesome. - My fish tank - Gays taking over the rainbow. I'll concede the unicorn. The rainbow, never.
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