One way to fix fax telemarketers

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Originally Posted by DougBushBC

Scan that hand written manuscript you wrote on the topic "How to make your lawn 10x greener than all your neighbors, and how many minutes every hour you need to trim it with nose-hair clippers" Thats gotta be a lengthy book.

I don't know Doug, you are sounding jealous to me.
That manual is actually quite short.
Start of manual: Call Scott's and sign up for their monthly service.
End of manual.