iPhone 4 Sucks!

[pektel]

Originally Posted by T.G

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[BigAsh]

Carlos...moral of the story is your wife is "Aces"...tells you to quit b!tchin' and drop 6 bills on a new one........and I gotta say, being "un-wired" in the Keys ain't all that bad!

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by BigAsh

Carlos...moral of the story is your wife is "Aces"...tells you to quit b!tchin' and drop 6 bills on a new one........and I gotta say, being "un-wired" in the Keys ain't all that bad!

All true.

She even kicked in $100 she had floating around hidden for a rainy day.
Goes to show you, wine them, dine them, listen to them, plenty of foreplay............................the world is yours.

[pektel]

Originally Posted by BigAsh

Carlos...moral of the story is your wife is "Aces"...tells you to quit b!tchin' and drop 6 bills on a new one........and I gotta say, being "un-wired" in the Keys ain't all that bad!

I would be concentrated on other fantasies besides football while on vacation in the keys

[Blueface]

Originally Posted by pektel

I would be concentrated on other fantasies besides football while on vacation in the keys

I made sure I took care of all the other necessary activities.
Then made sure she fell asleep under a tree.
Then ran to the TV at the tiki bar.
Then wined her and dined her again.
There was nothing I could do that would get her angry at me.

I planned it well.

[Don Fernando]

Originally Posted by BigAsh

Carlos...moral of the story is your wife is "Aces"...tells you to quit b!tchin' and drop 6 bills on a new one........and I gotta say, being "un-wired" in the Keys ain't all that bad!

does she have a sister who's single and into fat European guys? If so, I would love to meet her

[BigAsh]

Originally Posted by Don Fernando

does she have a sister who's single and into fat European guys? If so, I would love to meet her