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Old 09-06-2010, 08:35 AM   #1
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Default Re: I hate my roommate!

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That's pretty much what I meant, but farting on his pillow?

Many years ago, I read a piece in Easy Rider magazine titled: How to get even without getting caught. In it, among other ideas, was a suggestion that one could mix DMSO with syrup of Ipecac and apply it to surfaces that your target is sure to touch. The DMSO (dimethyl sulfoxide) will carry the ipecac transdermally and make your target vomit uncontrollably.
I wish I would have known this in my chem labs I would have been making everyone puke
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Old 09-06-2010, 08:51 AM   #2
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One could also pull the subscription business reply cards from a bunch of skin mags at the news stand, fill them out with his name and home address, or better yet, his name but the addresses of his neighbors. Beats farting on his pillow.
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