what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? - Page 7

Doctorossi · 09-01-2010, 09:53 AM

If a Te-Amo is the worst you've had, consider yourself very privileged.

brigey57 · 09-01-2010, 09:54 AM

what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?

I think the worse smoke I have had in recent memory would be the Consuegra Maduro. On a recommendation from a cigar friend I bought a bundle at JR Cigars. About a buck a stick and planned on smoking them as a yard cigar anyway. Big mistake. Burns HOT and bitter. No I don't over smoke or puff to frequently. It's just a certified dog rocket.

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After a certain point, I don't distinguish if this one bad stick was worse than some other bad stick. Bad is bad. There are far too many that never made it past the first puff.

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govicgo · 09-01-2010, 10:34 AM

Worst for me ... a Pirata presidente bundle I picked up from Thompson. They were fire logs disguised as cigars you could see the wax dripping from the maduro wrapper.

Parshooter · 09-01-2010, 10:42 AM

Peterson, the pipe tobacco people.

bsmokin · 09-01-2010, 10:54 AM

An Acid Kuba Kuba...

icehog3 · 09-01-2010, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Parshooter

Peterson, the pipe tobacco people.

Yeah, those cigars were pretty nasty, Marc.

md4958 · 09-01-2010, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Cremosa Cubana, hands down.

Runners up:

Tamboril
Gurkha Regent
Fauxhiba at SHV

For those of you who weren't on CS back in 2005, Dave had a contest to see which cigar was worse, a Cremosa or a Tamboril. This was my entry after trying both cigars:

Tom, I just read this

md4958 · 09-01-2010, 11:15 AM

I'll offer: any Gurkha Ive ever smoked.

Im pretty sure Gurkha means dog-chit in Arab.

Adriftpanda · 09-01-2010, 12:23 PM

Seriously, any one have a Temboril or that Gurkha Viper they wanna trade me?

wayner123 · 09-01-2010, 02:03 PM

Some of you might recall the "Gurkha Challenge" that smokinape put together. To this day the Gurkha Signature 101 Maduro Robusto is the worst cigar I have ever smoked. I sometimes get tremors just thinking about it.

icehog3 · 09-01-2010, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by md4958

I'll offer: any Gurkha Ive ever smoked.

Im pretty sure Gurkha means dog-chit in Arab.

I knew it, Moe!

Jbailey · 09-01-2010, 05:08 PM

I got a Cremosa while at the Shack. I will have to see how bad this guy is soon.

NCRadioMan · 09-01-2010, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jbailey

I got a Cremosa while at the Shack. I will have to see how bad this guy is soon.

Sounds like something Stormy would do.

Jbailey · 09-01-2010, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by NCRadioMan

Sounds like something Stormy would do.

Do you want to help?

NCRadioMan · 09-01-2010, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jbailey

Do you want to help?

I'm always helping...bizarro!

357 · 09-02-2010, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Adriftpanda

Seriously, any one have a Temboril or that Gurkha Viper they wanna trade me?

I have a Cremosa with a year or two of age on it...LOL

Doctorossi · 09-02-2010, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 357

I have a Cremosa with a year or two of age on it...

Not trying to come off a snob, but I only smoke Cremosas from the 20th century.

Adriftpanda · 09-02-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by 357

I have a Cremosa with a year or two of age on it...LOL

Yes, send it over. I think I can find something here for you.

Volcodom · 09-04-2010, 02:05 PM

ah yes the worst cigar I ever had the displeasure of almost vomiting up later. Now I'll be honest I stumbled upon this intensely rare find at a smoker friendly. After months of black and mild wine and those fine fine white owls which I loved oh so much (note to self find a time machine go back in time and punch self in the nards for ever smoking those vile things) I decided I would approach the mighty cabinet humidor they kept in the back near the Redman and so called pound bags of menthol pipe tobacco. After picking through three or for boxes of Drew Estate's acid line and deciding 10 bucks was too much for a 2 inch cigar, and 15 was too much for something black named after Shakespeare's masterpiece I found it. A real man's cigar the All American Churchil Maduro. Yes I said it, I smoked a brand called All American, had a tiny eagle on his band and everything. To say that I was horrified by the taste would be false. I thought I was big bad stuff with a 7 inch piece of dog dirt. I smoked one a little later, and after waking up from the coma and my months of therapy I am ready to talk about it. Consider something so vile, so evil that it actually makes being impaled on a telephone pole look like a good alternative. It tasted like stale air mixed with that oh so lovely rotting fish dumpster outside of your favorite long john silvers. the scent of the smoke was something akin to what happens when you introduce a yeti to a skunk, smear him with rancid milk and set him ablaze. Never smoke this abomination, ever.

this post is dedicated to whatever other fool victims this dog rocket has claimed, as I have been back to SF and these monstosities are all gone.

Bill86 · 09-04-2010, 02:25 PM

Some unlabeled dog rocket at New Havana smoke shop, Franklin TN. Some guy sold me 2 dogrockets which he said "GREAT" for $6 a smoke. I probably smoked half an inch of the cigar before chucking it out the window. AWFUL, never going back to that B&M again.

I should have known better when he said we're closed but I'll sell you 2 for $12 tax free.

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09-01-2010, 11:15 AM	#128
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? I'll offer: any Gurkha Ive ever smoked. Im pretty sure Gurkha means dog-chit in Arab. __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

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Adriftpanda Peter's Daddy Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Huy Location: No one wants me Posts: 10,313 Trading: (74)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Seriously, any one have a Temboril or that Gurkha Viper they wanna trade me? __________________ Who eats plantains when they can eat placenta.

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wayner123 Country Gentleman Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Deltona, FL Posts: 2,351 Trading: (159)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Some of you might recall the "Gurkha Challenge" that smokinape put together. To this day the Gurkha Signature 101 Maduro Robusto is the worst cigar I have ever smoked. I sometimes get tremors just thinking about it. __________________ 'It is an honor for a man to keep aloof from strife; But every fool will be quarrelling.'

09-01-2010, 05:08 PM	#132
Jbailey Brewcifer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Madison, WI Posts: 5,212 Trading: (17)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? I got a Cremosa while at the Shack. I will have to see how bad this guy is soon. __________________ "Sent to spy on a Cuban talent show first stop- Havana au go-go." Field Marshall Douche Bag.

09-04-2010, 02:05 PM	#139
Volcodom Just in from the Storm Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Mellamo Tomas Posts: 44 Trading: (0)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? ah yes the worst cigar I ever had the displeasure of almost vomiting up later. Now I'll be honest I stumbled upon this intensely rare find at a smoker friendly. After months of black and mild wine and those fine fine white owls which I loved oh so much (note to self find a time machine go back in time and punch self in the nards for ever smoking those vile things) I decided I would approach the mighty cabinet humidor they kept in the back near the Redman and so called pound bags of menthol pipe tobacco. After picking through three or for boxes of Drew Estate's acid line and deciding 10 bucks was too much for a 2 inch cigar, and 15 was too much for something black named after Shakespeare's masterpiece I found it. A real man's cigar the All American Churchil Maduro. Yes I said it, I smoked a brand called All American, had a tiny eagle on his band and everything. To say that I was horrified by the taste would be false. I thought I was big bad stuff with a 7 inch piece of dog dirt. I smoked one a little later, and after waking up from the coma and my months of therapy I am ready to talk about it. Consider something so vile, so evil that it actually makes being impaled on a telephone pole look like a good alternative. It tasted like stale air mixed with that oh so lovely rotting fish dumpster outside of your favorite long john silvers. the scent of the smoke was something akin to what happens when you introduce a yeti to a skunk, smear him with rancid milk and set him ablaze. Never smoke this abomination, ever. this post is dedicated to whatever other fool victims this dog rocket has claimed, as I have been back to SF and these monstosities are all gone. __________________ A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke!

09-04-2010, 02:25 PM	#140
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Some unlabeled dog rocket at New Havana smoke shop, Franklin TN. Some guy sold me 2 dogrockets which he said "GREAT" for $6 a smoke. I probably smoked half an inch of the cigar before chucking it out the window. AWFUL, never going back to that B&M again. I should have known better when he said we're closed but I'll sell you 2 for $12 tax free.