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Old 08-14-2010, 10:30 AM   #1
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...And Vienna Sausage is wrong on both counts.
Hey, no picking on Vienna Sausages! Perfectly formed little round logs of tender, juicy meat-like substance. I popped a can of Armour at 12:30am this morning while reading this forum!
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Hey, no picking on Vienna Sausages! Perfectly formed little round logs of tender, juicy meat-like substance. I popped a can of Armour at 12:30am this morning while reading this forum!
Mmmmmmm......bbq flavored Viennies with those little white mystery specks, and lets not forget potted meat and hormel "ham" patties.
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Hey, no picking on Vienna Sausages!
Hey, I never said I wouldn't eat them. I simply stated they are not Viennese, and whatever they may be, they are not sausage.
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and whatever they may be, they are not sausage.
Let's not look into that too closely either! Some things, I just don't want to know!
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