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Old 07-28-2010, 07:43 PM   #1
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MY LIVING WILL:

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.



They are SO on my **** list now ...
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Old 07-28-2010, 07:43 PM   #2
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:23 PM   #3
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so they are def your kids
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:27 PM   #4
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get er done.
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:30 PM   #5
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Badass!
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Lmao
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:38 AM   #7
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:42 AM   #8
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Good One!
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Old 08-02-2010, 09:17 AM   #9
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MY LIVING WILL:

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.



They are SO on my **** list now ...
Apples don't fall far from the tree, do they Adam?
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Old 08-02-2010, 09:19 AM   #10
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Very good!
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Old 08-02-2010, 10:01 AM   #11
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Good one!
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