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08-02-2010, 08:17 AM

Subvet642

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Re: My living will...

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Originally Posted by T.G

MY LIVING WILL:

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are SO on my **** list now ...

Apples don't fall far from the tree, do they Adam?

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